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fucklash 

n. Injury incurred in the course of intercourse often at the point of ecstatic release but not uncommonly associated with unexpected structural failure of bedroom furniture.
Just as I was approaching the VINEGAR STROKE (see Vinegar Stroke) the back of the sofa snapped off my head flew forward and as we landed on the floor I suffered FUCKLASH. I was off work for four days!
fucklash by Froud March 8, 2020
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fuckleshit 

A word that is used to describe utter amazement, and shock. Not to be confused with shittlefuck.
Fuckleshit! I just found a penny in my butthole!
fuckleshit by Brian Boytano January 20, 2007

fuckwashed 

a level of intoxication that is inappropriately excessive.
Mitch was so fuckwashed last night, he literally shit himself this morning because of it.
fuckwashed by ThatNihilistGuy November 17, 2010

fuckleshnuck

A shnuck that needs to immediately self-terminate
Omg did you see that guy? Total fuckleshnuck
fuckleshnuck by master pjesdrw34 February 15, 2018

fucklish 

It is a form of written or spoken English that uses a lot of taboo words and slangs.
"Oh, fuck! I’ve lost my keys."
"Man, stop using fucklish when children are around!"
fucklish by Shine Raju April 4, 2006

Fuckflash 

n./ 1. An almost instantaneous sense of heightened arousal, usually followed by an equally fast decline of interest when not acted upon. 2. Sudden feelings of uncontrollable lust, then disinterest.
'I hate when I'm home alone having fuckflashes.'

'What is those?'

'When I get super horny and want to fuck, but by the time I get someone, I don't care anymore.'
Fuckflash by Dicari April 17, 2014
A tall skinny kid who just can't seem to get the fash out of his fuck
Yo Zach a fuckfash
Fuckfash by #delicious January 25, 2015
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