(n.) A
fish native to the Amazon, known for getting it on with multiple species, especially with
randy pirhanas. A dangerous species to deal with if you don't keep your holes or your wang covered, as they will fly towards either
like Paris Hilton presented with a ganting
guy and a camera. A constant source of marvel and horniness for
horny ichthyologists across the world.
(interj.) A phrase meaning fuck with distant ties to the flying fuck (the flying fuckfish is the primary source of food fot the flying fuck). Used if the situation you're cursing is bizarre, you're confused, or if you're in the mood for alliteration. Can also be used interchangeably with flying fuck.
Dr. Hornhump, Ichthyologist emeritus: Be careful of the flying fuckfish, Fiorella, they can find the most obscure and
well-covered holes
like Osama Bin Laden on a hot, Afghani day.
Juwanna
Tinkle: What's the capital of Assyria?!
Me: Flying fuckfish! How the hell should I know?