Fuckfash

A tall skinny kid who just can't seem to get the fash out of his fuck

Yo Zach a fuckfash

by #delicious January 25, 2015

flying fuckfish

(n.) A fish native to the Amazon, known for getting it on with multiple species, especially with randy pirhanas. A dangerous species to deal with if you don't keep your holes or your wang covered, as they will fly towards either like Paris Hilton presented with a ganting guy and a camera. A constant source of marvel and horniness for horny ichthyologists across the world.

(interj.) A phrase meaning fuck with distant ties to the flying fuck (the flying fuckfish is the primary source of food fot the flying fuck). Used if the situation you're cursing is bizarre, you're confused, or if you're in the mood for alliteration. Can also be used interchangeably with flying fuck.

Dr. Hornhump, Ichthyologist emeritus: Be careful of the flying fuckfish, Fiorella, they can find the most obscure and well-covered holes like Osama Bin Laden on a hot, Afghani day.

Juwanna Tinkle: What's the capital of Assyria?!
Me: Flying fuckfish! How the hell should I know?

by papermachete November 5, 2005

fuckwashed

a level of intoxication that is inappropriately excessive.

Mitch was so fuckwashed last night, he literally shit himself this morning because of it.

by ThatNihilistGuy November 17, 2010

fuckfast

A slang word used to describe an alcoholic drink (tonic wine) known as "Buckfast" which is usually consumed by the bottle, resulting in quick intoxication.

Also referred to as "buckie" or "a bottle of b"

This drink is popular in Ireland and Scotland

Mike do you want to come for a drink tonight?

yeah, what are you having?

answer: fuckfast

by Capall October 11, 2006

Fuckflash

n./ 1. An almost instantaneous sense of heightened arousal, usually followed by an equally fast decline of interest when not acted upon. 2. Sudden feelings of uncontrollable lust, then disinterest.

'I hate when I'm home alone having fuckflashes.'

'What is those?'

'When I get super horny and want to fuck, but by the time I get someone, I don't care anymore.'

by Dicari April 17, 2014

fuckfish

1. A person who is such an asshole that he supasses any name or remark.

Damn man I hate you so much.... you are a fuckfish!

by Jason July 23, 2003

Fuckyashit Uhsuntin

fuck your shit or something

Used when asked to do something that you don't want to. Originated in the north east area of Massachusetts.

Guy - Hey Mark, go get me a drink
Mark - yo, fuckyashit uhsuntin

by Mark Lavender August 9, 2007