(fuk-wAst) n.

1. Liquid that comes out of the penis when a male ejaculates. (semen)
More precisely, however, it is the residue left inside of a condom after someone is done having sex.
ie: Any leftover cum that is not used for the specific purpose of inducing pregnancy.
The term is derived from "wasted fuck", because the semen was not used for its primal purpose of making a baby.

2. A derogatory term for a jerk or a stupid person. (see synonyms douche, idiot, jackass, asshole, moron, worthless, etc.)
This indicates uselessness, because as you can tell from defenition number 1, "fuckwaste" is something that has no point in being there, so this easily translates into an insult.

Haha I just threw my used condom onto Billy's head, and now he's got my fuckwaste all over his hair!

I just masturbated, now I gotta wash off all this fuckwaste from my hands and pants.

Did you see that fuckwaste lunch lady? She only gave me half a serving of french fries!

You're adopted and your parents don't love you, you fuckwaste!

Fuckwaste by Barlow April 17, 2006

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fuckwaste

A waste of sperm and egg who should have been aborted when their parents had the chance. Most notably an asshole redneck who likes to fuck with people because they look or act different from themselves.

Redneck: Hey faggot, what's with your clothes and hair color? I oughta beat you up fer lookin' like that!!
Non-Redneck: Hey fuckwaste, do the world a favor and shoot yourself!

fuckwaste by Venishka December 9, 2004

Fuckassed

Obliterated by alcohol to the point of a predicament -where the embarrasment level equates to said word.

No more beers for Shaw, less he move beyond being trashed to borderline fuckassed.

Fuckassed by P0PCAN April 30, 2006

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Fuckwanked

Drunk.

Fuck + wank + ed

I was absolutely fuckwanked last night.

Fuckwanked by Tom April 26, 2004

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fucksmashed

A term used to describe an extreme state of smashed, whether it be via alcohol, or destruction

#1
Cody: "Holy fuck!!, Did you see that guy just get fucksmashed by that car?!"

Lloyd: "Lets go get some fucking cheeseburgers"

Cody: "Totally"

#2

Cody: "Who...hol.holy fuckk...Im...fucking fucksmashed"

Lloyd: "Lets go get some fucking cheeseburgers"

Cody: "Tota - *BARF*"

fucksmashed by LJL September 26, 2005

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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