FreeCandy

An alpha male defined by his vast sense of humor and godly looks. He is usually the envy of the average beta male that desperately attempts to gain validation by shitposting.

The Greek gods were modeled after FreeCandy's personality traits.

by Wegamers community October 26, 2017

Freehand

Freehand is the embarrassing situation where you hold your hand out to someone and they are completely unaware of it or will have nothing to do with it. It is worse when they start to walk away and you quickly lower your hand out of shame hoping no-one has noticed.

I heard that Jenny freehanded Greg. Left him there standing looking like an idiot.

by dw8177 July 7, 2016

Free Candy

Back the fuck away from the van.

Mysterious man in the van: " Hey kid, want some free candy?"
Kid: *Backs the fuck away from the van*

by Adios Bitchachos June 2, 2015

Free Candy

A hard hit in hockey by Pittsburgh Penguins defenseman Brooks Orpik.

Brooks Orpik was giving out some free candy left and right.

by Roy Brown July 2, 2008

free candy van

A run-down shady looking vehicle that looks like something a rapist or child molester would drive.

Joe should get the blood stains washed out of his car, right now it looks like a free candy van.

by grundle debris December 3, 2007

Freebandz

When you get money on the regular not depending on anybody or any situation either you hustle, work, or get them bands for free.

To hustle for freebandz is when you flip your drugs to make back more money "FREEBANDZ"
To work for freebandz is when your job is easy and you get them checks every payday "FREEBANDZ"
To get them free bandz is when somebody gives you money for no reason "FREEBANDZ"

by Future Hendrix March 14, 2013

Freehand

Freehanding is when you wank with no aids but your imagination. To properly freehand you must use no porn

-did you see that chick's cleavage man?
+oh fuck yeah man i freehanded to it later on

by jeff-C December 18, 2005