A run-down shady looking vehicle that looks like something a rapist or child molester would drive.
Joe should get the blood stains washed out of his car, right now it looks like a free candy van.
by grundle debris November 9, 2007
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A free candy van most of the times has bad stuff in it and is 10x bad for you can might kidnap children.
Timmy: Look dad, free candy!
Dad: Timmy that’s bad for you!
Timmy: So?
Dad: They might get you!
Timmy: NOO!

Free candy van

FRE-CANN-DY-VANN
by MR.IHAVESOMETHINGTOSHOW August 11, 2019
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