Freelander 

A hairdressers car, which only silly people drive.

My hairdresser has a Freelander - he’s very silly and ginger!

Freelander by Yum yum ur mum lookslikeaplum July 8, 2018

Freelander 

Someone who goes along with society because they have to. But in turn have their own path in life unlike anyone elses.

Marco is such a freelander, you cant find anyone just like him.

Freelander by Carmen S. May 6, 2006

Freeranger 

Is a person who is part of a New Zealand group of badass women. Who band together and defy societal norms by practising the ideal values of; acceptance, freedom, understanding, independence, unconditional love and support.

“Did you see that chick dancing so free and wild? Yeah she must be a Freeranger”.

Freeranger by Dr Drake Ramore August 28, 2019

freelance whales 

they're a pretty great indie band from the great state of NY. awesome tracks are: Hannah, generator 1st floor, and ghosting. to name just a few. very creative/quirky lyrics. everyone in the band sings and plays an instrument. extremely underrated & worth listening to.

man, have you heard of the album weathervanes by freelance whales? it's pretty rad.

when i listen to freelance whales it's like joy running around in my head.

Freelance Whales = just sweet.

freelance whales by ihatemosquitoswhynoahwhy? July 24, 2010

Freeloader 

Someone who is happy for other people to buy them things but never pays them back or returns the favour.

Big T is such a freeloader. I always pay for everything and he never pays me back.

Freeloader by MCLF October 15, 2016

Freelance Police 

A team (preferably a duo) hired by a police commissioner (preferably not seen) to take on cases and jobs (preferably none anyone in their right mind would do) for a meager wage (preferably in Hostess snack food and non-bootleg corndogs).

Only wisecracking overzealous crime stoppers fill this job. They are found loitering near convenience stores, have wanton disregard to the rules of the road, and take random things as "evidence". Cases handed to them always get done, but probably not in a way people expect them to be solved.

Person 1: Did you know Freelance Police curse in long hand?

Person 2: Well, semicolon apostrophe hyphen comma good for them!

Freelance Police by 50-Foot Cockroach September 3, 2011

freeloaders angst 

A persons' disatisfaction with a product or service that they got for free.

"Man, this couch you've been letting me crash on is lumpy as hell!" "You know, your freeloaders angst is beginning to rub me the wrong way."

freeloaders angst by Link Plausewelle January 17, 2009