Freemason's Handshake 

A slang term for a hand job.

While sitting in a cramped Chevy Blazer with twelve other people and five cases of beer, she administered the Freemason's Handshake.

Freemason's Handshake by Chevy Blazer Crew '05 October 8, 2005

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Masons (also known as Freemasons) belong to the oldest and largest fraternal organization in the world. Today, there are more than two million Freemasons in North America. Masons represent virtually every occupation and profession, yet within the Fraternity, all meet as equals. Masons come from diverse political ideologies, yet meet as friends. Masons come from varied religious beliefs and creeds, yet all believe in one God.

Many of North America's early patriots were Freemasons. Thirteen signers of the Constitution and fourteen Presidents of the United States, including George Washington, were Masons. In Canada, the Father of the Confederation, Sir John A. MacDonald, was a Mason, as were other early Canadian and American leaders.

One of the most fascinating aspects of Freemasonry is how so many men, from so many different walks of life, can meet together in peace, always conducting their affairs in harmony and friendship and calling each other "Brother."
Freemasonry (or Masonry) is dedicated to the Brotherhood of Man under the Fatherhood of God. It uses the tools and implements of ancient architectural craftsmen symbolically in a system of instruction designed to build character and moral values in its members. Its singular purpose is to make good men better. Its bonds of friendship, compassion, and brotherly love have survived even the most divisive political, military, and religious conflicts through the centuries. Freemasonry is a fraternity which encourages its members to practice the faith of their personal acceptance. Masonry teaches that each person, through self-improvement and helping others, has an obligation to make a difference for good in the world.Several Masonic Principles Are:
Faith must be the center of our lives.
All men and women are the children of God.
No one has the right to tell another person what he or she must think or believe.
Each person has a responsibility to be a good citizen, obeying the law.
It is important to work to make the world a better place for all.
Honor and integrity are keys to a meaningful life

Freemasons are goood people.

freemasons by Fuck_yeH_C October 14, 2006

Freemasons

A guild consisting of a bunch of old guys sitting around drinking beer and wearing funny hats.

"A Rite Of Passage",is a song by Dream Theater which talks about Freemasons.

Freemasons by Vinnie J. May 16, 2009

Freemasons

Gentlemen who get together and practice rituals to sublimate unconscious desires to have gay sex.

The freemasons do secret things.

Freemasons by Luddz February 1, 2015

Freemasons

A secret society based around Liberalism and Judeo-Protestant values. An awful bunch which commit to an ideology based on greed, purely focused on ones self.

Nearly all of those that founded the USA were freemasons... And guess what? so were those who destroyed the French Monarchy AND GUESS WHAT? And so are those that back Ulster Loyalism

Freemasons by JuliusEvolaGaming August 20, 2022

Freemasons

Other names include: Blue Lodge Members, “Brothers”, Masons.
Extensions of Masonry include: The Scottish Rite, The York Rite, Prince Hall (The African-American Branch), Eastern Star (Women’s Branch), The Grand Orient (France), Golden Dawn Order, and the Illuminati, just to name a few.

The Masons are classified as the world’s largest secret society, otherwise called fraternal organization. What they really are is a religious cult with a very successful front of charity work. They are blasphemists, and hypocrites. Curses can and usually are present in the lives of those involved, including some health and mental problems. Also the spread of ignorance. The Freemasons are the mist crucial threat in saving America.
(This is complete satire ;)

The Freemasons are so nice yet so evil.

Freemasons by Anti-Mason Revival January 24, 2024