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A flourp is a an uneven labia lip on a female

When one labia is longer,wider,thicker , basically larger than it's sister mate.
Wow, Lanna Lee's flourp is really flapping in the wind today .

Or

Lanna Lee- Dammit! I hate that my flourp is so gigantic, everyone says its super ugly.

Kat- Oh, babe, I really don't mind that you have a big uneven twat. I love you either way

Lanna Lee- Then why do you ignore that part of my vagina when you give me oral pleasing?

Edward - Psst! Psst! Kat ,did I just over hear that your soul mate has a major flourp problem? You said that you totally HATED & DREADED performing oral on a BAGGY BAGGY!???

Lanna Lee- I heard that! I knew you hated my vagina! I'm so horrified!

Kat- You're horrified!?? Hummm?

Edward - Haha! Come on Kat,let's go break into a house boat and Rock & Roll that bitch!
Just don't leave me to die when I overdose this time!??

Kat- Gawww! Ughh! Well, okiee !
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flourish of strumpets

A group of prostitutes, a gathering of whores, a collective term for ladies of ill repute.
Gross Vulgarian:"Look at all them cheap cunts over by that lamp post...."
Proper Fellow:"Indeed, it seems to be a flourish of strumpets."
Related Words

flourfatty 

The act of rolling an overweight woman in flour so you can find the wet spot thereby locating a hole to have sex.
While watching a guy leave the bar with a very large woman a chick turned to her friend and exclaimed, " Oh wow, that dudes going to have to flourfatty, LOL "
flourfatty by jpg3 July 20, 2010

Happy Flour 

A new ingredient created by a Minecraft youtuber named "Quackity" that makes people happy
I used up too many Happy Flour that I have fallen.
Happy Flour by Rithyut February 8, 2021

flurpass 

when your ass sticks to the seat your sitting on
I have bad flurpass right now
flurpass by C n A June 11, 2018

Three and Fourpence 

Alluding to how messages get misheard and distorted when passed down the line from one person to another. Similar to the "Telephone" game in the United States and a less racial version of the British phrase "Chinese Whispers" or the French "téléphone arable".

A story from WWI has it that the important message "Send reinforcements, we're going to advance" was passed along a series of radio operators from the front until it became "Send three and fourpence, we're going to a dance".
I wasn't there myself and so this could all be a bit three and fourpence, but let me tell you what a friend of a friend who was there told him that she said...

Flour Bag 

A person with pasty, pale, white skin.

(Casper)

(Mayonnaise Monkey)
"You can't even stand in the Sun without getting burnt. You damn Flour Bag".
Flour Bag by IBTAL April 12, 2020