Florp

A species that is nocturnal, lives in a cold environment and is somewhat venomous. Can be a trusty companion when you get to know them. Normally happy unless you mess around with or tease them.

Holy Sh*t is that a wild Florp!

Dude my friend was bitten by a Florp, he almost didn't make it.

by Gravy God September 14, 2019

Florp

1.The cereal and milk you can never finish, and it's always there!
2.Any fluid that your straw can't reach.

Jimmy was very annoyed when florp appeared in his bowl.

by WordDefiner45 November 27, 2016

Florp

To make sexual motions towards one.

Oh shit jermy is Florping you, I can't be near you, sorry.

by Florper January 29, 2019

florp

To alternately press your two hands into your genitals or ass and, while sniffing one, offer the other to a friend to smell.

"Oh - shit - I've been florp-d!" Or "I walked in on the two of them in a bathroom - the one wearing the codpiece was florping the other one very quickly... maybe it was foreplay?"

by Amy Outbreak May 30, 2008

Florp

A slur used to refer to and demean AI bots

John: You’re a ****ing florp
Chatgpt: ok? and you’re a white b***h

by Nightp1g April 27, 2023

Florp

The act of having a threesome with an unborn child as the result of raping a pregnant w

Shit I florped

by TronFag March 26, 2024

Florp

Inexplicably disappear

“Dude my towel florped out of existence! I’m standing out front of the gym, can you bring me a towel before someone calls the police?”

by Trashl0rd_King0fRefuse July 6, 2024