Flemme 

French for "Laziness".
Used to say one's lazy of doing something.

-Apporte-moi le sel, s'il te plaît.
-Flemme...

-Bring me the salt, please.
-"Laziness"...

Flemme by Fossjay December 16, 2014

Flemme 

Flemme is a word used by the one and only God And Ruler Of La Flm ; the brown boy in EIM. Flemme is used to describe your laziness but also your unwillingness to do something. Flemme is an empowering feeling that gives you the ability to control someone by "flemme-ing" them over and over again. Flemme is great. May the Flemme be with you.

J'ai la flemme
May the Flemme be with you
Flemme to live
Flemme is my religion and political party

Flemme by j'ai_la_flm_ January 23, 2021

freedom femme 

A woman who has chosen to stay single and not have any children.

(Ignore the links in the words of the first definition. They are incorrect and don't have anything to do with the definition of a freedom femme)

The reason she is so happy is because she is a freedom femme.

freedom femme by freedomfemme April 18, 2019

freedom femme 

a female who has chosen to stay single and not have children. This does not necessarily mean she lives like a nun or that she hates children. A freedom femme just real loves and values the freedom of the solo life.

No she doesn't have a partner or kids. She's a total freedom femme.

freedom femme by Pa1oma September 27, 2015

Femmentation

Like when a woman says "it's fine"

The festering of frustrating feelings in a woman is known as femmentation.

Eg. The frustrating feeling a woman experiences when her man says something she believes is mad ridiculous and her emotions fester and ferment into something that may eventually become potentially disastrous.

Femmentation by pineapple$ with pi$$a November 3, 2018

Le Femme de Pew 

This term has a variety of uses and generally always refers to the female gender in varying capacities, as women, by nature are the stinkier of the two genders. Typically used to describe an odor emitted by, or resulting from contact with some woman. Most frequently used to describe the musky, sometimes stinky or even downright putrid smell, residing somewhere on a male after encountering a foul vagina. The term can also apply to other areas of a woman's anatomy when applicable. Can include the butt, arm pits, even bad breath. Let us not forget the feet, which for some women, can melt the paint off a battleship. This condition is most often associated with a female lacking intelligence and common sense, but can include and is not limited to sophisticates as well. It is believed by some that perfume was originally, in part, first used to attempt to conceal the less than desirable smells of a female.

1. Hey man, wanna smell some Le Femme de Pew on my fingers from Mary Jane last night?! The shit just won't wash off.

2. Baby I respect you in every way, but you have got to stop wearing those nylons and cheap shoes, especially in warmer weather. Your piggies really stink and are burning my eyes! I'm also going to have to replace the carpeting.

Le Femme de Pew by Big Ed Moustapha March 24, 2009

femme fatigue 

Femme fatigue is what a man reaches when he’s burned out with pursuing women only to realize again and again that they are primarily all the same with regards to their sense of entitlement and the obstacles he must endure just to get some stink on his dick. This whole process costs him time and money and most always reminds him that the greater majority of women justify a man's staying single and redundantly invokes the same question: Who the hell would put up with this bitch?! Still, the situation repeats as his need for sexual gratification builds up and he’s forced to once again subject himself to the social meet up and dating scenes to re-endure his limits of frustration and sacrificial finances required to continue this bullshit.

Hey dude, are you headed out tonight?

No, I’ve got a bad case of femme fatigue and don’t have the patience for their bullshit. I may just avoid the whole fucking game and call a hooker.

femme fatigue by Big Ed Moustapha September 11, 2011