flemmez

Fire thats on fire. Usually never used on it's on but in the phrase "crazy crazy flemmez"

I didn't get a Macbook cos my mum said she'll set it on crazy crazy flemmez if i did.

by FaZe_T February 23, 2017

Flemme

French for "Laziness".
Used to say one's lazy of doing something.

-Apporte-moi le sel, s'il te plaît.
-Flemme...

-Bring me the salt, please.
-"Laziness"...

by Fossjay December 16, 2014

Flemme

Flemme is a word used by the one and only God And Ruler Of La Flm ; the brown boy in EIM. Flemme is used to describe your laziness but also your unwillingness to do something. Flemme is an empowering feeling that gives you the ability to control someone by "flemme-ing" them over and over again. Flemme is great. May the Flemme be with you.

J'ai la flemme
May the Flemme be with you
Flemme to live
Flemme is my religion and political party

by j'ai_la_flm_ January 23, 2021

Flemmer

A word basketball players say after making a sick move or bustin' a J right in some fuck boys' face. Created in 2010 in response to every white basketball player saying "jimmer" before/after they shoot a basketball. Coined by Tom Fleming during play at the King Center in Jackson, MI., flemmer is sarcasm to the "jimmer" because real hoopers should have their own game and not cosign Jimmer Fredette's swag.

hooper 1: "We're about to get off today in the game. I'm hittin' flemmers all fuckin day."

hooper 2: "Hell yea dogg I'm goin' flemmer fasho."

by tombino December 7, 2011

Flemmed

To get absolutely paralytic drunk and twatted.

Ahhh mate I’m gonna get absolutely flemmed tonight!!

Mate did you see Ollie last night he was fucking flemmed!

by Shmelldick July 4, 2020

flemmering

The act of sucking semen from any anal cavity once it has be re-entered into the Flemmer's anus. It can be done with a drinking straw when semen is deep inside the rectum.

Did you hear Brian and his husband got caught Flemmering in his truck down by the river?

by BurtMcCracken60 June 6, 2017

Flemmers

Flemmers is when a guy is acting stupid, doing something of low quality or generally acting stupid.

OG: What are you doing man? Why dont you have any sø with your sodd?
Magnus: i dont like sø, it tastes weird.
OG: you are acting som flemmers right now dude.

by friendofflemmen November 27, 2023