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Fire thats on fire. Usually never used on it's on but in the phrase "crazy crazy flemmez"
I didn't get a Macbook cos my mum said she'll set it on crazy crazy flemmez if i did.
flemmez by FaZe_T February 23, 2017
Words you can keep
French for "Laziness".
Used to say one's lazy of doing something.
-Apporte-moi le sel, s'il te plaît.
-Flemme...

-Bring me the salt, please.
-"Laziness"...
Flemme by Fossjay December 16, 2014
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Flemme is a word used by the one and only God And Ruler Of La Flm ; the brown boy in EIM. Flemme is used to describe your laziness but also your unwillingness to do something. Flemme is an empowering feeling that gives you the ability to control someone by "flemme-ing" them over and over again. Flemme is great. May the Flemme be with you.
J'ai la flemme
May the Flemme be with you
Flemme to live
Flemme is my religion and political party
Flemme by j'ai_la_flm_ January 23, 2021
A word basketball players say after making a sick move or bustin' a J right in some fuck boys' face. Created in 2010 in response to every white basketball player saying "jimmer" before/after they shoot a basketball. Coined by Tom Fleming during play at the King Center in Jackson, MI., flemmer is sarcasm to the "jimmer" because real hoopers should have their own game and not cosign Jimmer Fredette's swag.
hooper 1: "We're about to get off today in the game. I'm hittin' flemmers all fuckin day."

hooper 2: "Hell yea dogg I'm goin' flemmer fasho."
Flemmer by tombino December 7, 2011
To get absolutely paralytic drunk and twatted.
Ahhh mate I’m gonna get absolutely flemmed tonight!!

Mate did you see Ollie last night he was fucking flemmed!
Flemmed by Shmelldick July 4, 2020

flemmering

The act of sucking semen from any anal cavity once it has be re-entered into the Flemmer's anus. It can be done with a drinking straw when semen is deep inside the rectum.
Did you hear Brian and his husband got caught Flemmering in his truck down by the river?
flemmering by BurtMcCracken60 June 6, 2017

Flemmers 

Flemmers is when a guy is acting stupid, doing something of low quality or generally acting stupid.
OG: What are you doing man? Why dont you have any sø with your sodd?
Magnus: i dont like sø, it tastes weird.
OG: you are acting som flemmers right now dude.
Flemmers by friendofflemmen November 27, 2023
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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