flemming

Someone who is not very clever in anyway whatsoever

Can be described as 'Helen is so flemming, what a flemmers!'

by chris toms September 28, 2006

flemming

Flemming is a word used for people sending emails who forgets actually to attach the attachments.

Hi! Did you get my file on the email?
No - you pulled a Flemming!

by mrkk February 28, 2008

Flem

A common idiot misspelling of "Phlegm", which is "a thick, sticky, stringy mucus produced by the respiratory tract, usually as the result of irritation, inflammation, or infection of the airways."

Dude, bro, I'm coughing up so much flem today.

It's 'phlegm', you imbecile.

by LadyByrd September 22, 2010

Flem

When your cough is chunky

Person 1: “Wow I have quite the flem build up!“

Person 2: “Go get rid of it in the water fountain.”

by Red_cinchilla May 20, 2020

Flemming

Verb. The practice of leaving or depositing your feacal matter in an inappropriate place. eg: Microwave

The dog totally flemminged on the lounge floor." "Dude you got too drunk and got your flemming on in the microwave" "Flemming is disgusting, why would anyone do that?

by Revengewasneversweeter July 27, 2011

but flem

when ur taking the girl up the stinker, and u cum in her ass & she farts! voila! u have but flem

by D. Hine September 16, 2003

flem

british word for spit

*hwaaak* ptt

by Biggin hill - Pikey country. April 5, 2003