Flemming

Verb. The practice of leaving or depositing your feacal matter in an inappropriate place. eg: Microwave

The dog totally flemminged on the lounge floor." "Dude you got too drunk and got your flemming on in the microwave" "Flemming is disgusting, why would anyone do that?

by Revengewasneversweeter July 27, 2011

flemming

Someone who is not very clever in anyway whatsoever

Can be described as 'Helen is so flemming, what a flemmers!'

by chris toms September 28, 2006

Flemming

To act in a homosexual manner.

Stephen was taking the guys out for drinks and acting flemming in touching guys inappropriately.

by TankOzzy December 1, 2013

Flemming

A sweet, kind guy who cares about everyone and wants to spread his love. He likes tiddies and thighs, and is slightly alcoholic and likes to roll his own cigarettes. Nicknames include Flem, Flemmingo, Flemmington, Flemmy, and Flemboy amongst some.

Camasl: Flemmy’s a bb boy uwu
Katsu: Must protecc Flemming

by Kahahahatsu January 12, 2020

flemming

Flemming is a word used for people sending emails who forgets actually to attach the attachments.

Hi! Did you get my file on the email?
No - you pulled a Flemming!

by mrkk February 28, 2008

Flemming

Flemming is that english teacher that can come off as an asian (chinese) although he is european af. Flemming is the school's biggest stoner, he is diagnost as a turtle mixed with squidward. Flemming likes to use the N word quite alot, but he never got the pass to do so.

all students: "we're having Flemming after PE" Karolina: "doesn't he look like a chinese? i really thing he is from chinese descent, i believe he is chinese." all students: "he is a super dane, he's like a viking.... where is the asian features

by brandon Thomas Lee (Bao) November 20, 2019

flemming

a flemming is a faggot

Jezus Christ, what a flemming!

by 888^ November 28, 2019