Independent: Shit happens.
Democrat: Shit is a vast right-wing conspiracy.
Republican: The rich deserve more shit.
Moderate: We must also consider shit’s right to happen.
Liberal: Shit will happen if we don’t spend enough.
Conservative: The courts have allowed too much excrement.
Reform: We can’t get our poop in a group.
Socialist: Support the equal distribution of shit.
Communist: Come the revolution, shit will not happen again.
Libertarian: Legalize all kinds of shit.
Green: Compost happens.
I am a member of the green political party, therefore I believe in compost--and none of this crap about shit.
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A group of individuals who share a similar political philosophy. The two major parties in the United States are the Republican and Democratic parties. According to UrbanDictionary, both parties are failures and a waste of power, time, and money. In reality, neither party likes each other, especially in policy making. Political party preference is the main reason this country is "divided," since each party takes a particular stance on certain issues such as abortion and gay rights.
Person A: Fuck you! You're a Republican!
Person B: Fuck you! You're a Democrat!
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Lack of free-thought or free thinking; each and every political party in existence is too biased, countering out any form of mediocrity. To compromise is essential, because all parties have some of form of merit, regardless of how little or large.

When one view becomes too extreme on an issue, it turns everything into a black & white reference. Bullshit: nothing is completely black & white. In life, there is always a complex mixture hidden within to take that aspect out of focus and bring its meaning to completely different level.

If there is a right political party, it's taking into consideration every element of a certain stance, eliminating whichever viewpoint you dislike, and keeping the association of the group it pertains to completely away.

Yet, we vote based upon a political party and having to "choose" which size is the best fit, even though the size is one too large or too small.
Political Party:

Three major political parties are Democrats, Republicans, and Libertarians.

Democrats are typically against execution, smoking, and smaller government, however are for abortion.

Republicans are all for execution, tend to be more for smoking, and love smaller government. They dislike abortion.

Libertarians advocate free personal choice which relates to the individual him or herself. The act to live one's life in whichever way they please, as long as they do not inflict upon the liberties of another.

^The most sound party, aside from intermediate.

The key here is to separate the identity of a view being in conjunction with some "group." Parties are a waste; there is no set way to do everything. It all depends on the situation and the individual's perception.

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it. Seriously.
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A group of skilled liars (see politician) who will stop at nothing to push an agenda, to the dismay of the people they're supposed to "represent".

It's the way they force shit into your mouth and get paid to make you, your family, and your community's lives worse.
Political party and what they say:
Democrat: "Tax the rich, we're fucking salty."
Republican: "Tax cuts for the rich, impoverish and kill minorities."
Green: "Fuck the economy, save the damn planet."
Libertarian: "Fuck the restraints on economy and civil rights! Anarchism!"
Socialist: "Get your free yet really slow healthcare here! You may die before the hospital has a vacant spot for your operation!"

Political parties don't give a fuck about the people.
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Different groups or factions that have certain opinions on issues and attempt to convince the general public that their position is the correct path, in the hopes that they will be chosen to lead their country.

They all have problems. For example, the two major U.S. political parties:
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost.

She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She
shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me?

I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air
balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet
above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude
and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Democrat."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?" "Well," answered the
balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have
no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly,
you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're
going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot
air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you
expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position
you were in before we met but, somehow, now it's my fault."
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a political group that holds certain views or beliefs, and tries to attain or maintain there party in power of the U.S. Government.

Democrat Views- (Liberal or Social Liberalism), Pro-Choice(choice of abortion), Pro-Gay Marriage(Gay Marriage Being Legal),Pro-Universal Health Care, Separation of Church and State, Strong Civil Liberties, Social Progressivism, Cultural Pluralism, Government ensuring of Positive Rights (Government providing education, health car ect.), Anti-Socialism, Mixed Economy, Stricter Gun Control, More Government Intervention, Limited Government Economy, Anti-Corporate Welfare, Diplomacy over Military Action, Stem Cell Research,Environmental Protection, Pro-Welfare

Republican Views- More economic freedom, Connection of Church and State, Social Conservatism, Anti-Universal Health Care, Anti-Gay Marriage, Anti-Abortion, Raising Tax's to balance Budget, Tax-Cuts, Pro-Tortue on Suspected Terrorists, Anti-Affirmitave Action, Pro-military spending, Anti-Welfare

Liberal Criticisms- Gay Marriage is against God, Abortions kill the unborn, Stem Cell research supports abortion, The constitution says that people are allowed to Bare-Arms, Unpatriotic, Dont pay attention to Illegal immigration, They want to change health care regulation

Conservative criticism- Think religion should be mixed in with government, Don't pay attention to the environment, Care more about the unborn the the already living, Care about the unborn so much, they would go against stem-cell research, which could substantially help the already living, Give criminals easy access to fire arms, give tax refunds that help the wealthy but not the middle or lower class, Support government getting in to citizens private lives, teach Abstinence-only sex education which is unrealistic, Supports foreign aggression more than they should
George Bush is a member of the republican political party, he is against gay marriage and abortion

Al Gore is a member of the democratic political party, he supports the environment
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