Flemmer

A word basketball players say after making a sick move or bustin' a J right in some fuck boys' face. Created in 2010 in response to every white basketball player saying "jimmer" before/after they shoot a basketball. Coined by Tom Fleming during play at the King Center in Jackson, MI., flemmer is sarcasm to the "jimmer" because real hoopers should have their own game and not cosign Jimmer Fredette's swag.

hooper 1: "We're about to get off today in the game. I'm hittin' flemmers all fuckin day."

hooper 2: "Hell yea dogg I'm goin' flemmer fasho."

by tombino December 7, 2011

Hope Flemmer

The most perfect person in the entire world and you’re so so so lucky if you know her in anyway because she will brighten your day when you just look at her. If you have her, take my advice: 1. Treat her well or I’ll come after you

2. She’s the sweetest thing and if you bring out her soft side then your special and you should take your chance

3. If you lose her, work on gaining her trust back because you’re definitely gonna want to keep her in your life

Hope Flemmer is the silliest goose in the world

by Texansrthebestever123 April 19, 2019

flu flammer

Los Angeles slang for someone who makes money by robbing, most commonly home invasions or "flocking." Although it seems its taken a new meaning on Urban Dictionary.

I'm a real flu flammer nigga I just hit the asian folks house in Westwood and prayed to their buddha.

by MississippiIncenseMan December 22, 2020

flemperson

Someone who likes spit (usually phlegm) spat into their mouth.

Person 1: Oh yeah! Put that flem in my mouth! I'll be your little dirty flemperson!
Person 2: ACK! PTOO!

by shane_y April 24, 2020

femmer

Fragile, weak, slender, easily broken.

"The venetian blinds were very femmer. Clare had to be careful when she put them up."

by daddylonglegz January 6, 2009

flammer

A musician who flams, or drummer that strikes a drum with two stick almost at the same time while hearing them separately

Wow, this DJ is horrible, he's such a flammer. His mixes are flamming all over the place, it's almost a train-wreck every time.

by House Music Lovrr August 1, 2018

Fremmerlid

An act involving a grown woman shoving a baby panther into her vagina. Often frowned upon in modern-day society, however it was returned to popularity by female metal singers, who use the pain the procedure causes to create guttural growls or high shrieks. Only for those who lack the ability to growl and/or shriek. The male equivalent, the Spearns, is even more painful and requires even more intestinal fortitude to perform, as it is done with a fully grown alligator.

Headbanger 1: Dude, Angela Gossow sure can roar.

Headbanger 2: She's totally cheating, man. She's using the Fremmerlid!!

chelsea stephanie painful things angela gossow

by BLACK METAL IST KRIEG July 30, 2009