A word basketball players say after making a sick move or bustin' a J right in some fuck boys' face. Created in 2010 in response to every white basketball player saying "jimmer" before/after they shoot a basketball. Coined by Tom Fleming during play at the King Center in Jackson, MI., flemmer is sarcasm to the "jimmer" because real hoopers should have their own game and not cosign Jimmer Fredette's swag.
hooper 1: "We're about to get off today in the game. I'm hittin' flemmers all fuckin day."
hooper 2: "Hell yea dogg I'm goin' flemmer fasho."
hooper 2: "Hell yea dogg I'm goin' flemmer fasho."
by tombino December 7, 2011
The act of sucking semen from any anal cavity once it has be re-entered into the Flemmer's anus. It can be done with a drinking straw when semen is deep inside the rectum.
by BurtMcCracken60 June 7, 2017
The most perfect person in the entire world and you’re so so so lucky if you know her in anyway because she will brighten your day when you just look at her. If you have her, take my advice: 1. Treat her well or I’ll come after you
2. She’s the sweetest thing and if you bring out her soft side then your special and you should take your chance
3. If you lose her, work on gaining her trust back because you’re definitely gonna want to keep her in your life
2. She’s the sweetest thing and if you bring out her soft side then your special and you should take your chance
3. If you lose her, work on gaining her trust back because you’re definitely gonna want to keep her in your life
by Texansrthebestever123 April 20, 2019