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Flegging 

When a woman takes her husband's or boyfriend's Fleshlight and then uses it in reverse to do little pegging action on his submissive ass. Not recommended for dry cracked action. Generous lube is required.
After watching her sissy boy husband wank with his fleshlight, Carla made him get on all fours and started Flegging his hungry bottom.
Flegging by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016
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Flegging 

The act of a woman inserting her own foot into her genitalia.
she has flegged (past)
She is flegging (present)
she is going to fleg (future)
Flegging by Zoot March 17, 2005

Flegging 

Friend: it’s cold in here.

Other friend: I’m not cold, I’m wearing fleggings.
Flegging by Statler7 October 17, 2017

Stop Flagging 

To stop tripping , to stop making a big deal out of something , stop saying dumb stuff , or playing to much
Stop flagging and hurry up , I'm really to go !
Stop Flagging by Young male March 1, 2015

Flogging the Log 

I heard that John's mom walked in on him while he was flogging the log.
Flogging the Log by Kyleh4171 January 1, 2009

flogging the pope 

Self-pleasuring or masturbating. Also known as 'beating the bishop.' The term is believed to have origins in the Catholic seminary, but could have originated in the Vatican.
I am hornier than a three-peckered toad....if I don't get layed pretty soon, you are going to find me 'flogging the pope'
flogging the pope by LaughingAloud September 29, 2005

flogging the dolphin 

Beating the meat. exorcising the bishop. giving a handshake to russel the love mussel. pleasuring one's self.
after i had dinner with my "you're just a friend" Cindy, i went straight home to flog the dolphin.
flogging the dolphin by charlie July 16, 2003
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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