charlie's definitions

Drugs

mind or mood altering substances that eventually turn you into a shambling, sweaty, brain dead sack of crap incapable of doing more than cadging spare change from people with jobs.

"Drugs are totally harmless, man - look at, like, Jim Morrisson!"

by charlie January 24, 2003

phlezk

phlezk is an internet nickname derived by Charlie McRae in early 2000. When Googled, one finds his photography gallery and more.

Dude phlezk has some badass photos!

by Charlie November 22, 2004

Chavs

a chav is a very stupid and anoying indiidual who refusess to socialize with any other human being unless they ware hats so up thier heads they could fall off,white donay socks pulled over their trousers and so much gell on thier head that it looks as if they hav used two pots of varnish on it to make it shine(witch makes them look even more stupid than they actuly are)

Chavs do not like anyone who is not like tham for example one day me and my mate where sityting under the ramp at the skate park when sudenly a chav came alone and asked us if we had a fag so we said no sorry dude but then out off the blue about 10 other chavs were surrounding us and then for no apparent reason what so ever one of them hit my mate so hard on the back that he fell to the floor and if thats not unsportmanly enough they started kicking him while he was down so just to sum it up a chav is someone with an encrdibly bad atatude problem and rubbish fashion sence.

by charlie December 9, 2003

lipgloss bitch

includes 3 members
jade
g
chaza
no1 else can join this essential group.this group iz found in aylestone skl .slightly crazy hyper and naughty girls who dnt gv a shit and enjoy skiving and wild parteys

Yo g ma lipgloss bitch we gotz to meet jade

by charlie January 29, 2005

blood

A light, refreshing beverage popular in Eastern Europe; traditionally served warm in a skull-shaped bowl.

"This lil nigga served me an' my Crip homeboys some blood last night, yo."

by charlie January 24, 2003

curby

a curby, when some one gets their ass kick and told to put their mouth/ head on a curb while they have they head kicked into it. usualy by a skinhead.

"the skinheads found out he was a bonhead" dude< lets kick the sh*t outta him and curb 'em

by charlie December 2, 2004

full count

the full count is a variation on the shocker. the pinky and ring finger are inserted into a woman's ass while the middle finger, index finger, and thumb of the same hand are inserted into her vagina. this is called a full count because of the distribution of the fingers, three in one hole, two in the other. it is a reference to a three ball, two strike count in baseball, called a full count. the term is also appropriate because the woman, upon the execution of the full count, is full of fingers. you must be especially dexterous to perform the full count. it requires an awkward and difficult positioning of the fingers.

the expression is used in such a context as: "liam gave katie a full count last night, she was pleasantly surprised at his use of such an expert maneuver".

by charlie March 22, 2005