Flashfuck

1. Sex so fast that you don't even realize it's over when she's already dressed and leaving.

2. A flashbang grenade.

"That wasn't even 5 mintues"
*door slams, man looks around confused*
"Was that a flashfuck?"

by Spartan A007 January 15, 2009

Canopy Flashfuck

The sexual position in which a man gets aroused with sweatpants on, thus looking like a canopy, and then fucks a woman for 3 aggonizing seconds with those sweatpants still covering his penis.

Canopy Flashfucking is a weird way of saying "i'm too lazy for sex"

by Blankerson September 13, 2011

Vietnam Flashback

When you remember a (usually) traumatic experience and disconnect all outside distractions.

Ariana: I think Mikey is high..
Justin: Nah, she is having a Vietnam Flashback from when she was on Hannah Montana.
Selena: I get it. Disney is awful.
Ariana: Yeah, Nickelodeon is better.

by TheDonutLordOfVietnam September 5, 2016

war flashbacks

1. When something happens that reminds you of an embarrassing, difficult, or so-disturbing-that-you'll-never-be-able-to-unsee-it event in your life.

2. Actual flashbacks to actual battles. Can happen with PTSD.

Oh my god, that was the same position my parents used when I walked in on them as a kid. I'm having war flashbacks!

Don't you trigger a war flashback, son. I once killed a man!

by flipflopdrop July 29, 2013

Sandusky Flashback

A painful memory of a childhood raping.

Mr McKenna had a Sandusky Flashback as he watched the local high school football game.

by DPgumby May 1, 2012

flashback humour

Indirect breach of the fourth wall at the end of the movie "Fight Club". When the plot comes around to the opening scene again after two hours of flashback, the Narrator (Edward Norton) states he "still hasn't anything to say", and Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt) refers to this as "flashback humour".

Any other definitions for flashback humour?

by Fearman December 23, 2007

flashback mary

too much powder. also a glorious twitter meme.

hi sisters! today we are gonna skip powder in our makeup tutorial because well...flashback mary.

by cloutcoins May 15, 2018