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fishfuck 

A girl you take home to have sex with, usually while she is intoxicated, that just lays there like a dead fish instead of taking control or switching positions. Minimal movement or interplay. Like a fish that you've reeled in for sport that doesn't have any fight.
The girl had drank so much she could hardly string together a sentence, let alone give me some for working my ass off. She didn't move! What a fishfuck.
fishfuck by eops November 1, 2009
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fishfuck 

*a song by gwar
*2 take a river carp and ram it up sum1s butt
*2 take a moa-moa and swim it up sum1s butt
*pronounced "fish-fuck" not "sgdrg"
fishfuck baby! gonna fuck u w/ a fish! gonna take a river carp and ram it up ur butt. u slut. u whore. y r u my mom. gonna take a moa-moa and swim it up ur butt. u slut. u whore. y?
fishfuck by KRiS (LaRRy) July 31, 2003

fishfuck 

suck fuck my gizzer na sa giza si
samantha mumba is hot rar sucker fishfuck
fishfuck by fuckfase April 21, 2003

FishFucker69 

the god of death, destruction and aquatic reproduction
fishfucker69: i fuck fishes

filipino fish fuck 

When two filipinos have sex, preferably the idaho spud fuck position, and the man inserts a special goldfish from the filipino rivers into his penis hole, which allows his sperm to become fish eggs, immediately turning the female ovaries into coral reefs upon impact
My girl doesnt want to do anal so I gave her the filipino fish fuck to teach her a lesson
filipino fish fuck by Bcay43 March 18, 2015

are you fistfucking me? 

Girl 1: Hey, after you left the party last night Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox and then they gave out free packs of Trident.

Girl 2: What, are you fistfucking me??
are you fistfucking me? by newsvava February 12, 2009

Fistfuck 

1) To insert fist into vagina.
2) A word used to show disbelief.
3) Being party to misfortune.
1) Damn, you fistfucked that bitch.
2) You've gotta be fistfuckin' me!
3) I got fistfucked in court today.
Fistfuck by Anthony H, April 1, 2003
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