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teacher: "what's the definition of humour?"
every smart person: "ryan reynolds."
humour by GodHatesKai November 20, 2021
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Be gay, do crime

"Humour"
Humour by sheixoe February 10, 2022
"i am humour"
humour by FUCKKNUCLES October 17, 2022

humour deficit 

comedic bankruptcy,inability to either experience or create anything amusing
HD sufferer - you can say that again
normal person - oh can I - repeats what he has just said
HD sufferer - no response
normal person- i see you are suffering a humour deficit problem
HD sufferer- excuse me i do not understand
humour deficit by Joel Plews November 14, 2007

Humour The Boomers

an attempt to placate or pacify one's parents. (baby boomers...slang for generation of children born following the end of the second world war).
Mom and Dad were so annoying last night, nagging me to hurry up and finish that application. I finally decided to Humour the Boomers and told them i would complete it before bed.

humour milk

Liquid secreted from your genetials caused by laughing too hard
"I laughed so hard my humour milk came out"
humour milk by Tomtom.com April 22, 2017

humour boner 

when you laugh so hard you get a boner because the joke was so funny
me: do you speak mandarin?
friend 1: no
me: of course you don't its a fruit
friend1 : goddammit i have a humour boner

( 2 d's in goddammit cause of humour boner)
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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