Flamsterd 

Accidentally flipping a hamster against a wall just after it’s bitten you!

Flamsterd! That will teach you!!

Flamsterd by Flamsterd Boy! May 14, 2018

Fasterd

A combination of the words fat and basterd. Which is similar to "Fitch" witch is a combination of fat and bitch.

"Hey cuz, look at that FASTERD over there ordering 15 orders of french fries, what a fasterd."

Fasterd by DonMega54 May 16, 2010

flaster-like

(adj). A person who is soo cool, words just cannot describe him/her. You'll never forget this person and their pure awesomeness. The complete opposite of a faggotini.

The brilliant kid was loved by all and was considered flaster-like by most. He even gave Mr. Flaster himself a run for his money.

flaster-like by A. Mysta July 30, 2008

flametard 

A retard set ablaze.

Im sorry Ms. Johnson, your kids a flametard.

flametard by Jonballz February 8, 2004

flapster 

a flapster is a drunk mother, or woman over 40, who appears to be possibly a lesbian, but is not accustomed to sexual activity of the sort. it is impossible to see a "lone flapster" as they always come in pairs, or more.

Last night, my mom went to the neighbor's to hang out with her flapster friend. She came home a bit too tipsy.

flapster by shesmymother July 25, 2009

flametard 

a new alternative scene... set out to destroy all that emo bullshit... go's to raves involving flamethrowers of many amazing and hypnotic colours.

Neil and Kat am teh flametards

flametard by Neil Sheldon January 24, 2006

Flasterbate

Accidently or purposefully flatulating while masterbating. Defined at Neven's Pond, Keith County, NE.

Keenan: Man I farted while beating it.
Phil: Dude, don't flasterbate in the lodge.

Flasterbate by D.J. French Toast August 25, 2008