Jonballz's definitions

korn

1) A once decent band that turned shitty.
or
2) If you're stupid its a mispelling of the actual vegetable known as corn.

1) Korn licks the monkey cock now.
2) Could you pass the korn?

by Jonballz November 6, 2006

slap

What the five fingers said to the face.

I'm Rick James bitch!

by Jonballz February 12, 2004

imahandlemabidness

This funny looking character of a word is a very poorly pronounced version of "I'm going to handle my business." Only ghetto ass people, lazy pieces of shit, or stupid goofy characters should resort to using this word.

"Hey, look at that bitch over there."
"Okay, Imahandlemabidness."

by Jonballz February 12, 2004

perennium

Isnt that some sort of flower?

What the hell is a perennium?

by Jonballz February 11, 2004

monkey cock

1) A funny insult.
2) Something you see at the zoo.

1) You stupid monkey cock.
2) Look, that orangutan is beating around his little monkey cock. Ugh!

by Jonballz February 11, 2004

Homestarmy

Do you has?

Do you has what it takes to join the homestarmy? The guts? The determination? The five bucks? Join today!

by Jonballz February 10, 2004

quantum express

Only the coolest and fastest shuttle at the University of Louisville.

AaHwhatin helly hell?

by Jonballz February 10, 2004