Jonballz's definitions

slap

What the five fingers said to the face.

I'm Rick James bitch!

by Jonballz February 12, 2004

imahandlemabidness

This funny looking character of a word is a very poorly pronounced version of "I'm going to handle my business." Only ghetto ass people, lazy pieces of shit, or stupid goofy characters should resort to using this word.

"Hey, look at that bitch over there."
"Okay, Imahandlemabidness."

by Jonballz February 12, 2004

AWBITCHYUTRIPPIN

a new prescription

I can tell you forgot your AWBITCHYUTRIPPIN you F'in skank.

by Jonballz February 8, 2004

homocil

A drug to help you deal with either homo tendencies or to relax others close to those who seem homo.

Man my ass hurts, I forgot my homocil last night.

by Jonballz February 8, 2004

flametard

A retard set ablaze.

Im sorry Ms. Johnson, your kids a flametard.

by Jonballz February 8, 2004

Macgyver

the ability to use a dorito, some duct tape, and a paper clip to create a time machine.

I dont know what im talkin about.

by Jonballz February 8, 2004

dip the donkey

A game in which you and various friends submerge your genitalia into to scalding hot, abrasive liquids and see who can last the longest.

That round of dip the donkey was damn competitive.

by Jonballz February 8, 2004