Jonballz's definitions

monkey cock

1) A funny insult.
2) Something you see at the zoo.

1) You stupid monkey cock.
2) Look, that orangutan is beating around his little monkey cock. Ugh!

by Jonballz February 11, 2004

imahandlemabidness

This funny looking character of a word is a very poorly pronounced version of "I'm going to handle my business." Only ghetto ass people, lazy pieces of shit, or stupid goofy characters should resort to using this word.

"Hey, look at that bitch over there."
"Okay, Imahandlemabidness."

by Jonballz February 12, 2004

quantum express

Only the coolest and fastest shuttle at the University of Louisville.

AaHwhatin helly hell?

by Jonballz February 10, 2004

AWBITCHYUTRIPPIN

a new prescription

I can tell you forgot your AWBITCHYUTRIPPIN you F'in skank.

by Jonballz February 8, 2004

Homestarmy

Do you has?

Do you has what it takes to join the homestarmy? The guts? The determination? The five bucks? Join today!

by Jonballz February 10, 2004

flametard

A retard set ablaze.

Im sorry Ms. Johnson, your kids a flametard.

by Jonballz February 8, 2004

homocil

A drug to help you deal with either homo tendencies or to relax others close to those who seem homo.

Man my ass hurts, I forgot my homocil last night.

by Jonballz February 8, 2004