Definitions by Jonballz

korn 

1) A once decent band that turned shitty.
or
2) If you're stupid its a mispelling of the actual vegetable known as corn.

1) Korn licks the monkey cock now.
2) Could you pass the korn?

korn by Jonballz November 6, 2006

slap 

What the five fingers said to the face.

I'm Rick James bitch!

slap by Jonballz February 12, 2004

imahandlemabidness 

This funny looking character of a word is a very poorly pronounced version of "I'm going to handle my business." Only ghetto ass people, lazy pieces of shit, or stupid goofy characters should resort to using this word.

"Hey, look at that bitch over there."
"Okay, Imahandlemabidness."

imahandlemabidness by Jonballz February 12, 2004

perennium 

Isnt that some sort of flower?

What the hell is a perennium?

perennium by Jonballz February 11, 2004

monkey cock 

1) A funny insult.
2) Something you see at the zoo.

1) You stupid monkey cock.
2) Look, that orangutan is beating around his little monkey cock. Ugh!

monkey cock by Jonballz February 11, 2004

Homestarmy 

Do you has?

Do you has what it takes to join the homestarmy? The guts? The determination? The five bucks? Join today!

Homestarmy by Jonballz February 10, 2004

quantum express 

Only the coolest and fastest shuttle at the University of Louisville.

AaHwhatin helly hell?

quantum express by Jonballz February 10, 2004