13 definitions by Jonballz

flametard

A retard set ablaze.

Im sorry Ms. Johnson, your kids a flametard.

by Jonballz February 9, 2004

Macgyver

the ability to use a dorito, some duct tape, and a paper clip to create a time machine.

I dont know what im talkin about.

by Jonballz February 9, 2004

monkey cock

1) A funny insult.
2) Something you see at the zoo.

1) You stupid monkey cock.
2) Look, that orangutan is beating around his little monkey cock. Ugh!

by Jonballz February 11, 2004

korn

1) A once decent band that turned shitty.
or
2) If you're stupid its a mispelling of the actual vegetable known as corn.

1) Korn licks the monkey cock now.
2) Could you pass the korn?

by Jonballz February 11, 2004

perennium

Isnt that some sort of flower?

What the hell is a perennium?

by Jonballz February 11, 2004

quantum express

Only the coolest and fastest shuttle at the University of Louisville.

AaHwhatin helly hell?

by Jonballz February 10, 2004

AWBITCHYUTRIPPIN

a new prescription

I can tell you forgot your AWBITCHYUTRIPPIN you F'in skank.

by Jonballz February 9, 2004