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A combination of the words fat and basterd. Which is similar to "Fitch" witch is a combination of fat and bitch.
"Hey cuz, look at that FASTERD over there ordering 15 orders of french fries, what a fasterd."
Fasterd by DonMega54 May 16, 2010
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A new species originating in Asia of straight "men" who attempt to look as gay as possible, complete with frosted tips, eyeliner, and scarves tied around their necks even in tropical weather. Combining the fashion sense of hipsters with the self absorbtion of doucebags, the fagster is often seen in the company of hot Asian women who are dying inside for a real man who spends less time in front of a mirror than they do.
Look at that hot chick over there looking bored to tears with her fagster boyfriend.
fagster by BorisSDT August 7, 2011
1: "that boy with the tight pants and bandana around his neck his so cute."
2: "grrrl he's a fagster!"
fagster by danny zuko January 13, 2009
A homosexual male whose style & personality present or create a positive image of gayness.
fagster by PatBB March 16, 2004

Fagstard 

Simply a gay man (fag) who is a bastard. Used by gay men who are really angry.
fag
bastard
Damn but that guy is a real fagstard.
Fagstard by mikalinatl July 5, 2009
Someone who is very short, and they try to act tougher than they actually are.
Jeff: “Sam thinks he such a gangster, even though he is only 1ft tall”

Jim: “Yeah he is a total fagster, he is so small I can’t even hear him from down there”
Fagster by Fortnitelover430 November 4, 2018
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briefcake 

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countrypolitan 

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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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