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Flambanus 

Someone who is such a flaming ass hole they would need asbestos underwear if they made it.
Your brother knew your parents wanted to go to the steak house for their anniversary, but he is such a flambanus he made us go to Mcdonald’s (Plus he was paying )
Flambanus by Davedale August 9, 2019
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flambangler 

A derogatory term used to describe one who is guilty of douchebaggery, one who is not liked by the majority, or one who just plain sucks balls.
Jimbo: "Hey, Marty; tell your dad I need to borrow his tools".
Marty: "Hey, Jimbo, my dad says 'SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GIMME BACK MY OLD TOOLS, THEN YOU WON'T NEED TO BORROW MY NEW ONES; YOU LITTLE FLAMBANGLER'".
Jimbo: "Yeah whatever".
flambangler by Babies September 13, 2006
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Flabangus 

The Area Between Your Bawl Sack and your stink hole.
1. The sweat is dripping down the crack of my ass and settling in my flabangus.
2. Cao's Girl Friend loves licking my Flabangus
3. I scratched my flabangus and my hand smelled worse than Frank The Tank's House for a week.
Flabangus by KGB920 August 21, 2005

Flamanus 

i just set you flamanus on fire
Flamanus by CHewiie December 19, 2009

Flamboush 

A combination of the words"Flamboyant" and "Whoosh" which describes a flaming mistake or accident. Something that is over the top and outrageously wrong.
Throwing pine tar on a campfire was a total flamboush -- the flames reached 10 feet in the air!

The shoes she wore to the party were a total flamboush with her dress!
Flamboush by SuzGoldGreen June 29, 2012
The counting tool that flabby people (mis)calculate their caloric intake and they almost always underestimate.
Bluto: According to my estimates, I am several hundred calories under my daily intake. I will go ahead and have that Red Velvet Chocolate Milkshake!
Olivia: Not so fast there, big boy! I think you may have been using your flabacus instead of your calculator. You'll get nothing and love it!
flabacus by von groovy June 20, 2017

flabnaustic 

adj. a very conceited person who thinks that everyone will swallow their sperm. This person tries to be a total Dudebro. Trying to Spread his nignogs.

Invented in 1612 By Sir Hebrew.
Sir Hamlet: Wow baby, wanna come back to my place, we can do somethings, i could even spread my nignogs.

Sir Mathew: Man, Sir Hebrew, what is he doing?

Sir Hebrew: IDK, He is being Flabnaustic
flabnaustic by El Tres Banditos March 24, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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