Flambanus 

Someone who is such a flaming ass hole they would need asbestos underwear if they made it.

Your brother knew your parents wanted to go to the steak house for their anniversary, but he is such a flambanus he made us go to Mcdonald’s (Plus he was paying )

Flambanus by Davedale August 9, 2019

flambangler 

A derogatory term used to describe one who is guilty of douchebaggery, one who is not liked by the majority, or one who just plain sucks balls.

Jimbo: "Hey, Marty; tell your dad I need to borrow his tools".
Marty: "Hey, Jimbo, my dad says 'SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GIMME BACK MY OLD TOOLS, THEN YOU WON'T NEED TO BORROW MY NEW ONES; YOU LITTLE FLAMBANGLER'".
Jimbo: "Yeah whatever".

flambangler by Babies September 13, 2006

Flabangus 

The Area Between Your Bawl Sack and your stink hole.

1. The sweat is dripping down the crack of my ass and settling in my flabangus.
2. Cao's Girl Friend loves licking my Flabangus
3. I scratched my flabangus and my hand smelled worse than Frank The Tank's House for a week.

Flabangus by KGB920 August 21, 2005

Flamanus 

A Flamable anus

i just set you flamanus on fire

Flamanus by CHewiie December 19, 2009

Flamboush 

A combination of the words"Flamboyant" and "Whoosh" which describes a flaming mistake or accident. Something that is over the top and outrageously wrong.

Throwing pine tar on a campfire was a total flamboush -- the flames reached 10 feet in the air!

The shoes she wore to the party were a total flamboush with her dress!

Flamboush by SuzGoldGreen June 29, 2012

flabacus

The counting tool that flabby people (mis)calculate their caloric intake and they almost always underestimate.

Bluto: According to my estimates, I am several hundred calories under my daily intake. I will go ahead and have that Red Velvet Chocolate Milkshake!
Olivia: Not so fast there, big boy! I think you may have been using your flabacus instead of your calculator. You'll get nothing and love it!

flabacus by von groovy June 20, 2017

flabnaustic 

adj. a very conceited person who thinks that everyone will swallow their sperm. This person tries to be a total Dudebro. Trying to Spread his nignogs.

Invented in 1612 By Sir Hebrew.

Sir Hamlet: Wow baby, wanna come back to my place, we can do somethings, i could even spread my nignogs.

Sir Mathew: Man, Sir Hebrew, what is he doing?

Sir Hebrew: IDK, He is being Flabnaustic

flabnaustic by El Tres Banditos March 24, 2009