Babies's definitions

bag it and tap it

The act of attracting a member of the opposite sex for reasons based solely on pleasure. More precisely, "bag it" is the act of attracting and taking home, and "tap it" is to engage in sexual intercourse. Usually used by males.

Used below to express agreement on the interest in a females' hind quarters:
"Man, did you see the ass on that girl?"
"Bag it and tap it, dude!"

by Babies May 22, 2006

chunkylingus

The act of performing cunnilingus on a female who is particularly larger than average, for example: A fatty, plumper, BBW, or to put it simply; a fat bitch.

Glen: "Man, did you see 'Oral Perversions 53: BBW Edition' on Spice lastnight?"

Doug: "Fuck that shit man, seeing all that chunkylingus makes me wretch!"

Glen: "Don't knock it 'til you try it..."

by Babies August 13, 2006

five deep

Extremely deeply-penetrating sexual intercourse (vaginal, anal, oral, etc.), measured by multiplying the length of ones' index finger. (See formula below).

Formula: If your index finger is 3 1/2 inches long, then to go "five deep" would equal 17 1/2 inches of penetration.

Lx5=P where L=Length of index finger and P=Penetration depth

Franco: "Hey, what's your sister up to tonight?"
Jared: "Why do you ask?"
Franco: "I was hoping to go five deep tonight, and she's the only bitch I know who's seasoned enough for that kind of punishment!"
Jared: "I'll kill you".

by Babies August 13, 2006

hanging posters

Usually used (by males) as a slang term to let one know that you're planning on masturbating. This comes from the knowledge that semen is of a sticky, glue-like consitancy, and would be perfect for, well; hanging posters.

Sal: "Hey, Jerry, you wanna hang out? Maybe get some lunch?"
Jerry: "Sure, but I just got a look down your mom's blouse and I really feel like hanging posters. I'll call you when I'm finished".
Sal: "Yeah, I know the feeling. I think I'll go hang some posters as well".

by Babies September 13, 2008

teh huge suck

Used to describe any person, place, situation or object which is not well-liked.

Chairy: "Man Globy, PeeWee is really pissing me off. I think I should eat him next time he sits on me".
Globy: "Yeah Chairy, PeeWee Herman is teh huge suck".

Amidon, North Dakota might as well sink into the face of the earth, as it is teh huge suck.

Ben: "Dude, I lost my car keys in your sister's vagina".
Sheamus: "Man, that's teh huge suck...WAIT, what the fuck? BASTARD!"

Any food product made by Mrs. Freshley's can easily be described as teh huge suck.

by Babies September 13, 2006

flambangler

A derogatory term used to describe one who is guilty of douchebaggery, one who is not liked by the majority, or one who just plain sucks balls.

Jimbo: "Hey, Marty; tell your dad I need to borrow his tools".
Marty: "Hey, Jimbo, my dad says 'SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GIMME BACK MY OLD TOOLS, THEN YOU WON'T NEED TO BORROW MY NEW ONES; YOU LITTLE FLAMBANGLER'".
Jimbo: "Yeah whatever".

by Babies September 13, 2006

hot gunk love

This is what occurrs during the hottest of hot love-making, while each partner is as sweaty and as hot as possible, and is working so hard at getting each other off that they let go of all bodily function and spew fluids and other nasty substances from every opening in their body. This event is usually very loud and always sloppy.

Samuel: (Uneasily) "Oh, hey there, Dad".
Donald: "Hey Sam. You look tired. What's wrong?"
Samuel: "Um, nothing. I...uh, I couldn't get to sleep lastnight...I kept hearing...noises".
Donald: "Hey, Sammy, shut the fuck up. Your mother and I have told you a thousand times that our hot gunk love is something special, and if you can't appreciate it, then get the fuck out of my house".
Samuel: "YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE!"

by Babies September 13, 2006