flabnaustic 

adj. a very conceited person who thinks that everyone will swallow their sperm. This person tries to be a total Dudebro. Trying to Spread his nignogs.

Invented in 1612 By Sir Hebrew.

Sir Hamlet: Wow baby, wanna come back to my place, we can do somethings, i could even spread my nignogs.

Sir Mathew: Man, Sir Hebrew, what is he doing?

Sir Hebrew: IDK, He is being Flabnaustic

flabnaustic by El Tres Banditos March 24, 2009

flarnarsticks 

The gas created after sucking on a green and purple jolly rancher.

I sucked them green and purple jolly ranchers, and the flarnarsticks was intense

flarnarsticks by MIKEakaTWINK June 12, 2016

Flabtastic 

Someone who is fantastically fat. Usually accompanied by bitch tits.

"Christ, look at him! He's flabtastic"

Flabtastic by apparentlyso July 29, 2004

flabtastic 

An adjective refering to someone who has a lot of excess fat.

*woman walks past*
"woah shes flabtastic"

flabtastic by lilemmaleebabee May 24, 2007

Flabtastic 

being very flabby or something of the sort.
having flabby fat on your body, jiggling in some way.

"WOW! Did you see Graham jiggle his leg in english today?!"

"I know, it was Flabtastic!"

Flabtastic by T-T-T-Tia June 13, 2007