Fistfucker

One who fistfucks.

You are one pathetic little fistfucker.

Fistfucker by i.e. July 15, 2007

Fizzfucker 

An inconsiderate asshole who creates a hold-up at a busy soda fountain because he insists on waiting for all the foam to settle before he finishes pouring soda all the way to the top; the world's most minor inconvenience; common table talk for the average gentrified household

Adam: "Hey man, how was your day?"
Gary: "Would've been perfect if I didn't get stuck behind another fizzfucker at the Taco Bell..."
Adam: "You're KIDDING!! That's the worst, man."

Fizzfucker by Richter G. Bathroomshit October 15, 2017

FishFucker69 

the god of death, destruction and aquatic reproduction

fishfucker69: i fuck fishes

FishFucker69 by Wakattackius the devourer November 9, 2021

are you fistfucking me? 

An exclamation of surprise and angst.

Girl 1: Hey, after you left the party last night Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox and then they gave out free packs of Trident.

Girl 2: What, are you fistfucking me??

are you fistfucking me? by newsvava February 12, 2009

Fistfuck 

1) To insert fist into vagina.
2) A word used to show disbelief.
3) Being party to misfortune.

1) Damn, you fistfucked that bitch.
2) You've gotta be fistfuckin' me!
3) I got fistfucked in court today.

Fistfuck by Anthony H, April 1, 2003

fartfucker 

someone who has sex with farts

When Pam Anderson would fart in a sex tape, the DP, a real fartfucker, would try and bang her farts.

fartfucker by AdolfHitler69 February 17, 2015

fistfucked in the dickhole

The worst thing that could ever happen to you...

"I can't believe she slept with my best friend...My heart feels like it got fistfucked in the dickhole..."

fistfucked in the dickhole by Jan Warren January 23, 2008