bad luck or an unlucky condition or event
Our misfortunes of the last year included the loss of a beloved pet
by Adrianna Lazaro February 25, 2015
Get the misfortune mug.
Intentionally transforming a desirable event into an undesirable event in the hopes that your bad luck will cause it to occur.
I got tired of waiting for my food so I lit a cigarette and, by sheer misfortunation, the waiter arrived a few seconds later.
by Shadowkeeper June 2, 2005
Get the misfortunation mug.
Irish-English (Limerick)
Someone who is a loser, unlucky, socially clueless
He’s an awful misfortune of a lad.
by NotConorMcGregor January 31, 2018
Get the Misfortune mug.
A little who deserved a better life but instead got kidnapped by a magic fox, shushes her little butt crack and goes on painful adventures just to find out she was dead the whole time.
Person 1: Have you heard of Little Misfortune?

Person 2: Yeah, she deserved a better life.
by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022
Get the Little Misfortune mug.
Two definitions: (1)a bad piece of news or (2) a batch of cookies that turn out burnt, dry or bad tasting
(1) "I just got a misfortune cookie from my mom - our poodle Rex just died." (2) "Did you taste those misfortune cookies that Camille brought to the picnic? Bleck!"
by Ambient Guerilla November 19, 2009
Get the misfortune cookie mug.