Fertnig

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If you are in the fertnig family you are smarter better and overall have at least a 7 inch cock and are better then any other fucker out there

Guy1:holy shit his last name is fertnig
Guy2:I know right he has a massive 7 incher

Fertnig by Cock sucker 9000 November 30, 2023

Words you can keep

Fertig

To ejaculate while flaccid without the assistance or need of a female.

Bro, I fertiged all over the floor.
Did she jack you off? Nah, I fertiged.

Fertig by Brohaan July 13, 2009

Related Words

Fertnig • fortnight • Fartnight • Fertig • fortnigga • Fortnightitis • fortnight sex skin • Fortnight Stand • Fortnight-Year • ferniggerus

Fortnight

2 weeks. It is 14 days, which is 2 weeks, which is 1 fortnight. Its not the game, FortNite, which is spelled differently, its just 2 weeks.

Mike: I just played FortNite for a fortnight!
Liam: Wait, what?
Mike: I played FortNite for 2 weeks, which is a fortnight, its kind of confusing now that FortNites popular.
Liam: So you played FortNite 14 days straight?
Mike: Yep, for a fortnight.

Fortnight by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018

Fartnight

The agonizingly long period that an especially pungent fart hangs in the air after being released.

"Dude after you ripped that one, it smelled like ass for a fartnight!"

Fartnight by ToxSick1333 December 9, 2012

International taco fortnight

International taco fortnight originated around 2012 in the Monterey Bay Area of California and is an annual festive event to celebrate tacos and Mexican cuisine in general, lasting one fortnight (or longer if desired). One is encouraged, but not required, to consume tacos on a daily basis for the duration of this event. Documenting your activities relating to this event on video or otherwise is encouraged, however frowned upon by some as "yet another image of food". The exact date of this event fluctuates and typically is announced a few weeks ahead of time.

I just ate three whole cheese tacos to celebrate international taco fortnight and now I feel sick.

International taco fortnight by Xantipe January 27, 2018

Fortnight

A series of two weeks.

The guards watched over the castle for fortnight.

Fortnight by PerkStealer52 June 3, 2018

fortniggle

not to be confused with fortnizzle

that guy is such a fortniggle!

fortniggle by freedomsimp69 April 25, 2021

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026