Fertnig

If you are in the fertnig family you are smarter better and overall have at least a 7 inch cock and are better then any other fucker out there

Guy1:holy shit his last name is fertnig
Guy2:I know right he has a massive 7 incher

by Cock sucker 9000 November 30, 2023

Fertig

To ejaculate while flaccid without the assistance or need of a female.

Bro, I fertiged all over the floor.
Did she jack you off? Nah, I fertiged.

by Brohaan July 13, 2009

Fortnigger

A black person who plays Fortnite.

African American male: I'm finna play some Fortnite
His racist friend: ur a fortnigger

by еskетiт June 22, 2018

Fortnight

2 weeks. It is 14 days, which is 2 weeks, which is 1 fortnight. Its not the game, FortNite, which is spelled differently, its just 2 weeks.

Mike: I just played FortNite for a fortnight!
Liam: Wait, what?
Mike: I played FortNite for 2 weeks, which is a fortnight, its kind of confusing now that FortNites popular.
Liam: So you played FortNite 14 days straight?
Mike: Yep, for a fortnight.

by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018

Fartnight

The agonizingly long period that an especially pungent fart hangs in the air after being released.

"Dude after you ripped that one, it smelled like ass for a fartnight!"

by ToxSick1333 December 9, 2012

International taco fortnight

International taco fortnight originated around 2012 in the Monterey Bay Area of California and is an annual festive event to celebrate tacos and Mexican cuisine in general, lasting one fortnight (or longer if desired). One is encouraged, but not required, to consume tacos on a daily basis for the duration of this event. Documenting your activities relating to this event on video or otherwise is encouraged, however frowned upon by some as "yet another image of food". The exact date of this event fluctuates and typically is announced a few weeks ahead of time.

I just ate three whole cheese tacos to celebrate international taco fortnight and now I feel sick.

by Xantipe January 27, 2018

Fortnight

A series of two weeks.

The guards watched over the castle for fortnight.

by PerkStealer52 June 3, 2018