4 definitions by Xantipe
A couch queen is a person who typically lays rather motionless during sex. See also Starfish. It normally makes for a rather underwhelming sexual experience. But it can be very arousing and stimulating if someone has a particular fetish for this, or for example if they are dominating.
I really was looking forward to having a good time with this person, but they turned out to be such a disappointment, they were a couch queen.
by Xantipe September 1, 2020
International taco fortnight originated around 2012 in the Monterey Bay Area of California and is an annual festive event to celebrate tacos and Mexican cuisine in general, lasting one fortnight (or longer if desired). One is encouraged, but not required, to consume tacos on a daily basis for the duration of this event. Documenting your activities relating to this event on video or otherwise is encouraged, however frowned upon by some as "yet another image of food". The exact date of this event fluctuates and typically is announced a few weeks ahead of time.
by Xantipe January 26, 2018
Note from your boner is when someone feels the need to (often unasked for) express their opinion about someone else's sexual appearance. See also I like small boobs. Making themselves look like a complete fool. These notes are never welcome and completely misguided and make the sender be ignorant and dumb. Even if the intention may have been good.
Imagine a forum discussion about how breast size may hinder sexual attraction. Random individual chimes in with a comment like "I like small boobs". Thinking that their preference somehow would make the other person(s) feel better. But achieving the opposite. Said comment is a note from your boner.
by Xantipe January 15, 2020
Ultragelb literally means "ultra yellow" in German. It sometimes is mistakenly referred to as a rather foul tasting brand of food thickener called "ultra gel". Ultragelb is the stuff made of legends, producer of witty remarks and witty (productivity?) apps, caught a cult following in the home computer market of days gone by. An Ultragelb is a healthy and productive addition to any niche home computer scene. If you find an Ultragelb out in the wild make sure to give them a welcome home and cherish them. Since if you do not pay attention the Ultragelb my slip away into the void never to bee seen again.
Did anyone see the Ultragelb? Hmm now you mention it, not recently, maybe they went off to code in a dark corner. Damn missed them again, will be years before we have another chance to find one.
by Xantipe October 24, 2018