Fartenese
A language dialect of the Ancient Stinkys, thought to be invented by a smoking hot guy after farting beside his girlfriend
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Fartsnee
Oh shit she did not just Fartsnee in public! So nasty!
Oh my Gosh he must have a loose ass because he just Fartsnee. Can't he control his asshole? Yuck.
Oh my Gosh he must have a loose ass because he just Fartsnee. Can't he control his asshole? Yuck.
fartens
Fartens is always plural noun. It describes those tiny, delicate farts that are rarely heard or smelled by others, but which make you smile.
Today, I experienced fartens in the elevator and was so glad I was alone.
I smiled as my fartens were expelled as I sang in the choir.
I smiled as my fartens were expelled as I sang in the choir.
fartiness
Christmas Pudding is consumed for increased fartiness. It is all fine and well, but if eaten after proper maturity of approx 3 months it has better crumbliness and decreased fartiness.
Fartneken
The frankly disturbing act of inserting one end of a length of hosepipe up your anus, placing the other end into a drink, then expelling your fart through said pipe. The result is the formation of a methane infused beverage as the gas bubbles through the drink. The drink should then be enthusiastically guzzled by yourself / lover / friend / victim.
See also Stealth - Fartneken where you do this to an unbeknown recipient who will wonder why you are laughing as they down their 'fruity elixir'.
The discipline has also given rise to several sub genres according to odour, volume, bubble volume etc.
See also Stealth - Fartneken where you do this to an unbeknown recipient who will wonder why you are laughing as they down their 'fruity elixir'.
The discipline has also given rise to several sub genres according to odour, volume, bubble volume etc.