a derogatory term for non-american language, typically used in a joking manner when someone speaks any other language than English.
tried ordering at a Columbian restaurant, all the employees were speaking some sorta Fakenese stuff.
by SpacialJewel November 17, 2019
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by AnotherAlias October 15, 2019
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by Cstar December 1, 2013
Get the Fakeness mug.a fakanese person is seen when they talk WAY too much about anime or kingdom hearts. they usually insert random japanese into their sentences. also mostly white and knows NOTHING about what japan is really like. fakanese boys start their dorkdom from dragon ball Z, females from sailor moon. in contrast to a person who likes japan, but is not obsessed.
fakanese: ohayoo! did you see inuyasha last night! I Also made a comic about Axel and Roxas being gay together! they are sooo kawaii! sayoonara!
regular person: you strait up fakanese, bitch.
regular person: you strait up fakanese, bitch.
by alex francisco April 24, 2007
Get the fakanese mug.A type of internet user often identified by their use of certain smileys which attempt to imitate the drawn facial expressions in many Japanese Anime cartoons translated into English. Like that white preteen girl who you KNOW lives Montana, U.S. and have never seen a Japanese person in their LIVES, and yet who pretends to speak it. They also often do fan-roleplaying of some form of Anime, and if they make their own characters, they will be a gross misinterpretation of a trademark image in Japan, such as a Samurai or a Ninja with a Chinese given name. Note, a Fakanese person does not have to be a white girl. They can be Chinese, Korean, Taiwanese, African, Chicano/a, Middle Eastern, Indian, Native American, Inuit. . male, female, hermaphrodite, neither, other. . .but they MUST want to be a Japanese person(excluding all aspects of Japanese culture, civilization, history, and identity that DON'T have to do with Anime).
Ex. 1:
"Did you see that Fakanese person post this on the message board? They said,'Omg! I luuuuuurrrrrrve Inuyasha! He is SOOOO Kawaii! I can't wait until Adult Swim is on again on Cartoon Network so that I can watch it! I lurve to eat sushi when I watch it, because my mom's food is so disgusting. Pasta? Eww! Anyway, Aishiteru! Arigatou! Sayonara! ^.^;;;;;;;;;'."
"Did you see that Fakanese person post this on the message board? They said,'Omg! I luuuuuurrrrrrve Inuyasha! He is SOOOO Kawaii! I can't wait until Adult Swim is on again on Cartoon Network so that I can watch it! I lurve to eat sushi when I watch it, because my mom's food is so disgusting. Pasta? Eww! Anyway, Aishiteru! Arigatou! Sayonara! ^.^;;;;;;;;;'."
by Courtney Lewis September 10, 2005
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Calvin: "Hey, do you know Satou-kun?"
Susie: "Ew. Isn't he that fapenese kid you keep telling me about?"
Calvin: "It's not his first language. I swear!"
Susie: "Ew. Isn't he that fapenese kid you keep telling me about?"
Calvin: "It's not his first language. I swear!"
by thisgalNyx December 28, 2010
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