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Fartender
Fartender by Michael Geico July 25, 2011
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farteed
farteed by pffft-tweep March 30, 2011
farteed
farteed by JuggLicker January 17, 2010
fartendickinbausinscrotuminhousin
What me, Ian, Aedan, and Sunshine say when we get pissed at each other or a game or just in general its used as a term of fake or real rage
Ian: *absolutely fucking demolishes aedan in brawlhalla because hes sigspamming with Petra*
Aedan after he dies: "GOD FUCKING FARTENDICKINBAUSINSCROTUMINHOUSIN YOUR SUCH A FUCKING SLUT"
Carter: *dying of laughter at Aedan's dumbass*
Sunshine: *Not playing with us because hes a dumb fucking canadian who shipped his PC 2 months before he moved* "Hey guy, wants some maple syrup mixed with poutine mold"
Aedan after he dies: "GOD FUCKING FARTENDICKINBAUSINSCROTUMINHOUSIN YOUR SUCH A FUCKING SLUT"
Carter: *dying of laughter at Aedan's dumbass*
Sunshine: *Not playing with us because hes a dumb fucking canadian who shipped his PC 2 months before he moved* "Hey guy, wants some maple syrup mixed with poutine mold"
fartendickinbausinscrotuminhousin by Stormomen7700 November 12, 2025
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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