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Fartneken 

The frankly disturbing act of inserting one end of a length of hosepipe up your anus, placing the other end into a drink, then expelling your fart through said pipe. The result is the formation of a methane infused beverage as the gas bubbles through the drink. The drink should then be enthusiastically guzzled by yourself / lover / friend / victim.

See also Stealth - Fartneken where you do this to an unbeknown recipient who will wonder why you are laughing as they down their 'fruity elixir'.

The discipline has also given rise to several sub genres according to odour, volume, bubble volume etc.
'A great meal rounded off superbly when Fatty had to see off 3 Fartnekens after losing at spoof. Turnip with a hint of peanut too. Result.'
Fartneken by TBoor74 November 7, 2014
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Fartuken 

When one cups his hands in the Ryu style of a "Haduken", but simultaneously farts and thrusts the vicious ball of stink into someones face. Variations include a slap at the end, taunting about the smell, and savoring your own brand while the person keels over from the horrible odor(s).
I will fartuken your ass after a vicious meal of beans, tacos, burritos, and italian cuisine.

Hater #1: "Dude, did you see that vicious fartuken followed by a haymaker"
Fake but scared fool #2: "yeah man, the hospital drove his ass away, he might make it"
Fartuken by Vicious Fartukens July 24, 2009
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Fartnicense 

The ability to know when a fart will stink.
I knew I didn’t need to poop so I had the fartnicense to rip ass in confidence.
Fartnicense by Almost-a-Doctor February 20, 2022
A person who is a Fatneek that farts a lot. Usually they will cup their farts and waft them into your mouth.
Keith: Oh my god dude. That girl over there stinks of shit.
Kevin: Oh yeah wow, she's a proper fartneek.
Keith: Holy shit, she's wafting it all around her. Let's get away from here ASAP.
Fartneek by Fartneek February 12, 2023
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