The frankly disturbing act of inserting one end of a length of hosepipe up your anus, placing the other end into a drink, then expelling your fart through said pipe. The result is the formation of a methane infused beverage as the gas bubbles through the drink. The drink should then be enthusiastically guzzled by yourself / lover / friend / victim.
See also Stealth - Fartneken where you do this to an unbeknown recipient who will wonder why you are laughing as they down their 'fruity elixir'.
The discipline has also given rise to several sub genres according to odour, volume, bubble volume etc.
See also Stealth - Fartneken where you do this to an unbeknown recipient who will wonder why you are laughing as they down their 'fruity elixir'.
The discipline has also given rise to several sub genres according to odour, volume, bubble volume etc.
'A great meal rounded off superbly when Fatty had to see off 3 Fartnekens after losing at spoof. Turnip with a hint of peanut too. Result.'
by TBoor74 November 7, 2014
Get the Fartneken mug.When one cups his hands in the Ryu style of a "Haduken", but simultaneously farts and thrusts the vicious ball of stink into someones face. Variations include a slap at the end, taunting about the smell, and savoring your own brand while the person keels over from the horrible odor(s).
I will fartuken your ass after a vicious meal of beans, tacos, burritos, and italian cuisine.
Hater #1: "Dude, did you see that vicious fartuken followed by a haymaker"
Fake but scared fool #2: "yeah man, the hospital drove his ass away, he might make it"
Hater #1: "Dude, did you see that vicious fartuken followed by a haymaker"
Fake but scared fool #2: "yeah man, the hospital drove his ass away, he might make it"
by Vicious Fartukens July 24, 2009
Get the Fartuken mug.One of my favorite artist in the world, she is so skilled especially for being so young. i look up to her. she also goes by cryingemoticon i believe
by fartpeenfanenby November 30, 2020
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Get the Fartnicense mug.A person who is a Fatneek that farts a lot. Usually they will cup their farts and waft them into your mouth.
Keith: Oh my god dude. That girl over there stinks of shit.
Kevin: Oh yeah wow, she's a proper fartneek.
Keith: Holy shit, she's wafting it all around her. Let's get away from here ASAP.
Kevin: Oh yeah wow, she's a proper fartneek.
Keith: Holy shit, she's wafting it all around her. Let's get away from here ASAP.
by Fartneek February 12, 2023
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