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FARTINESE 

To speak in tongue. To use words only you or few comprehend. Or to speak like Ozzy Osbourne.
1. I'm not speaking in FARTINESE.
2. Those kids nowadays really know their FARTINESE.
3. You talking FARTINESE?
4. Ok, I'm gonna use FARTINESE, so you will understand what I'm saying!
FARTINESE by Onecrzyhairball September 3, 2016
Words you can keep

Cartinese 

Cartinese is a great language Playboi Carti invented.
“What do you think of that boy? He thic right?”
Nig u sus s fkc mn. Lke fcus o bs mn

“Fuck you man, you speaking Cartinese again? Fuck that”
Nig wtch wht u syin. Crtnse s t ril shi

“I can’t understand a word. Speak english”
Sht fak ap. ei b sptn

Nigga you’re not carti.”
Cartinese by Prf a Nig unvsty September 23, 2020
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cartinese 

friend: “Yo you speak cartinese?”
me: “£€¥!!!¥££¥¥£££!!!”
cartinese by fuckingrard03 January 9, 2019

cartinese 

The language of musical and lyrical god Playboi Carti. Only the most advanced individuals can speak and understand this language.
Friend: Yo bro, wya?
Me: *speaking cartinese* !omw/* ok ! / * slaTT
cartinese by theretardthatyoulove January 16, 2019

Cartinese 

Evidence of this language was first documented in Tyler the Creators single, “EARFQUAKE” from IGOR 2019.
What the fuck is Carti saying.
~Cartinese transcript~

“lyngabaderoi

longifuhbounoi

neetnatfuhmylauh
imitefuhmylau
yotegosehtmeup!
bitgonsetmeup!
imwityleyuh!
heridlikedacash
andshewicked
likewoahvicky
ohmygod!
diminatimini

slimeyup”
Cartinese by soggycrackers June 14, 2019

Cartinese 

Playboi Carti's unique language that isn't easy to learn.
Cartinese is like this:

director: "hit me up with that stuff!"
carti: "theywanabecrae" (from the song Kid Cudi)
Cartinese by CartineseBoy June 2, 2019

Fartsnee 

when you sneeze and accidentally fart out loud at the same time.
Oh shit she did not just Fartsnee in public! So nasty!

Oh my Gosh he must have a loose ass because he just Fartsnee. Can't he control his asshole? Yuck.
Fartsnee by Deecee80 May 4, 2015
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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