Failenese 

The Language that all failures speak towards another.

1#-Wtf did he just say to that faggot?
2#-I dont know their speaking Failenese.

Failenese by Blazinet July 15, 2009

Failness 

Somthing that contains or emits fail so you can laugh at it

" Man have you seen Failness.com, Its soo funny."

" Yo have you seen Carlo's new whip, it reaks of Failness"

Failness by Ruckusman333 May 5, 2009

Failenoscopy 

When all the sedation for your colonoscopy fails and you start singing in soprano when they put in the hose with the camera

I went for another 10 year failenoscopy. Sucked just like the one ten years ago.

Failenoscopy by Momma_1 July 1, 2019

flailanese 

The unique and annoying language spoken by flailers(tweekers).

Sara was twacked the fuck out so bad all she could do was pick at her face in the mirror and ramble on and on about someone stealing her shit. I didn't understand half of what she said; it was just flailanese to me.

flailanese by ChunkDaddy July 7, 2010

Fartenese 

A language dialect of the Ancient Stinkys, thought to be invented by a smoking hot guy after farting beside his girlfriend

*faaart*
Girl: Ewwwwww did you just fart? :/
Boy: Yes, but it means i really like you in fartenese

Fartenese by togapixie May 25, 2011

Filinese 

filipino .

Ex.
Chinese
Japanese
Vietnamese

Filipino-pino=Filinese

Filinese by arimae December 20, 2009

fapenese 

The language of perverts the world over. It may also refer to someone who is a pervert or specifically to someone who is Japanese and obsessed with hentai.

Calvin: "Hey, do you know Satou-kun?"

Susie: "Ew. Isn't he that fapenese kid you keep telling me about?"

Calvin: "It's not his first language. I swear!"

fapenese by thisgalNyx December 28, 2010