Failness
" Man have you seen Failness.com, Its soo funny."
" Yo have you seen Carlo's new whip, it reaks of Failness"
" Yo have you seen Carlo's new whip, it reaks of Failness"
Failness by Ruckusman333 May 5, 2009
Related Words
Failenese • Fakenese • Failenoscopy • Failness • failsense • failyness • FallenElement • fapenese • Fartenese • Filinese
Failenoscopy
When all the sedation for your colonoscopy fails and you start singing in soprano when they put in the hose with the camera
Failenoscopy by Momma_1 July 1, 2019
flailanese
Sara was twacked the fuck out so bad all she could do was pick at her face in the mirror and ramble on and on about someone stealing her shit. I didn't understand half of what she said; it was just flailanese to me.
flailanese by ChunkDaddy July 7, 2010
Fartenese
A language dialect of the Ancient Stinkys, thought to be invented by a smoking hot guy after farting beside his girlfriend
Filinese
filipino .
fapenese
The language of perverts the world over. It may also refer to someone who is a pervert or specifically to someone who is Japanese and obsessed with hentai.
Calvin: "Hey, do you know Satou-kun?"
Susie: "Ew. Isn't he that fapenese kid you keep telling me about?"
Calvin: "It's not his first language. I swear!"
Susie: "Ew. Isn't he that fapenese kid you keep telling me about?"
Calvin: "It's not his first language. I swear!"
fapenese by thisgalNyx December 28, 2010
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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