factonese
I only speak factonese
factonese by django'sbaby July 7, 2020
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fuckonese
Used by typical fat, stupid, wife beating, sister fucking, football watching, racist, illiterate redneck Americans to refer to every language other than American English. Also commonly used to refer to other forms of English which, although very similar, are incomprehensible to the small-brained, inarticulate, uneducated American male, who enjoys saying the word 'fuck' as much as possible, in as many forms as possible.
"Well fuck, I don't know what the fuck they speak in England, but in America, pilgrim, it ain't that fuckonese shit... Fuck!"
"Well I'll be fucked if I know what kind of fuckonese you're talking... I mean, fuck!"
"Well I'll be fucked if I know what kind of fuckonese you're talking... I mean, fuck!"
fuckonese by garan garan February 9, 2007
factose intolerant
People a/o their statements, which completely dismiss all and every fact concerning any disagreement; and deliberately try to obscure or underscore the facts with endless distortions and allegory.
Dude, Trevor is such a copout he won’t admit to the facts even if there right on his face!... he is so factose intolerant.
Fox News: factose intolerant
Fox News: factose intolerant
factose intolerant by Javi_miami December 19, 2008
Fartenese
A language dialect of the Ancient Stinkys, thought to be invented by a smoking hot guy after farting beside his girlfriend
Factiness
Fact: In 2002, the majority of Democratic senators voted to invade Iraq.
Factiness: They've been in power for two days now - it's their responsibility to get us out.
Factiness: They've been in power for two days now - it's their responsibility to get us out.
Factiness by Shirty the Slightly Aggressive Bear January 13, 2007
factiness
"Here are some ABSOLUTELY TRUE statements of factiness."
from: whedonesque com comments 11513#144405 October 2005
from: whedonesque com comments 11513#144405 October 2005
factiness by morgan mghee April 11, 2008
fuckonese
A word used to descibe the incomprehensible language you and your friends speak in when you've thrown back a few too many. It can also be used to insult someone who uses poor grammar, has no sense of phonics, and utterly butchers the English language.