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Farmabist 

Farmabist

noun: farmabist; plural noun: farmabists
a farmer who is professionally qualified to cultivate and sell industrial hemp.
CBD is booming. But US farmabists struggle to keep up with demand for industrial hemp!

Most farmabists are growing the plant like a tomato, a process that's expensive and intensive!

Store manager: we need more industrial hemp.

Staff: Can you not contact your local farmabist?

Store manager: those damm farmabists don't have enough available anymore.
Farmabist by CannabisKings March 26, 2019
Farras is the kindest guy you’ll ever meet. Usually will have a glow up in later teen years and become attractive. Tends to look best with facial hair. They’re very intelligent people and many farras’ will get a good job. Very funny and tends to act tough but inside they are soft and loving. Farras’ get distracted easily and they like to enjoy alone time.
Wow look how nice Farras’ beard is
farras by Alaska777 April 11, 2020
The fat face stinky fucktard that rejects your urban dictionary entry because he envies your awesomeness.
oh man, that fartass rejected my shit again!
Fartass by spiderguy February 16, 2015

Fatmasari 

A lady who is a sun and moon. She brightens My day and lIghtens my night. She is clever and quick witted. Has many thinGs in mind and is fUn to chat with. ShE has extraordinary random thoughts being an extraordinary special lady. Her plainness makes me laugh and i dont know why she just keeps me excited.She is loving and caring and has a pleasantly cooL personality. She is just fantastically exceptional.
Oh that girl!. Im sure she is fatmasari.
Fatmasari by Phenomenal One January 12, 2011

Gerchan Farms 

Famous gulag-style farm where Gerchan is kept captive by Curryblast Amit and slapped 24-7 for her milk
"Gerchan is so fine, I just want to slap the milk out of her."
-Amit B00by-slap

"Gerchan Farms is my dream world!"
-Kim Jong Un

"Gerchan needs some Bangladesh whip because she's being insolent and not lactating."
-Lactation Overseer at Gerchan Farms
Gerchan Farms by AmitB00bySlap June 19, 2019

yoinkshire farms

An exclamation made whilst pickpocketting an unsuspecting victim.

Combination of the exclamation yoink, and the quality brandname Yorkshire Farms
Iain (realizing he has been stolen from): HEY, E-rock just ganked my collectable Chewbacca action figure with working bowcaster, glaben.

Eric (running away): Yoinkshire Farms!
yoinkshire farms by Stampy October 28, 2004
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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