Farmabist 

Farmabist

noun: farmabist; plural noun: farmabists
a farmer who is professionally qualified to cultivate and sell industrial hemp.

CBD is booming. But US farmabists struggle to keep up with demand for industrial hemp!

Most farmabists are growing the plant like a tomato, a process that's expensive and intensive!

Store manager: we need more industrial hemp.

Staff: Can you not contact your local farmabist?

Store manager: those damm farmabists don't have enough available anymore.

Farmabist by CannabisKings March 26, 2019

fartalistic! 

when you make fart sound from your mouth and it sounds realistic!!!

you make a fart sound out of your mouth......... your mom says "was that real??? you say... no mom, that was just fartalistic!!!

fartalistic! by poopie in yo pantelone's March 27, 2010

Farmasist

Street slang for drug dealer. Not to be confused with Pharmacist.

Yo, I picked up some chronic from my Farmasist, Duane Reed aka trucky, it's the bomb.

Farmasist by Brigadere General Franklin P. Pussycock III July 8, 2004

Farmist 

A person who farms and has a deep profound hatred for those who do not farm. They are also hated by Non-Farmists.

"If you don't farm, then fuck you!"
-Farmist

"Fuckin' Farmists!"
-Non-Farmist 1

"Burn the Farmists!"
-Non-Farmist 2

Farmist by obobobaba February 28, 2017

Farmacist 

A person who has a formal education in farming.

I am not a farmer... I am a Farmacist!

Farmacist by alfromelkhorn July 25, 2021

Farmistry 

(noun) Farming with unique skill, virtuosity, grace and flair, particularly when embracing sustainable farming methods.

The MacAllan family showed remarkable farmistry with their current harvest of sensational Zinfandel grapes.

Farmistry by Firefly Creative Company June 5, 2015

farmeist 

1: the belief that farmers should have equal rights.
2 : organized activity on behalf of farmers’s rights and interests.
Other forms: farmeism, farmist \ - nist \ noun or adjective. farmist.

Jack is achually a farmeist.

farmeist by funtimewithwords May 10, 2021