Aka Diet dabs, are cannabinoids in the cannabis plant that don't get you high hence "diet." It's used medicinally, for things like anxiety, insomnia, menstrual cramps, etc. "Dabs," because it's mostly taken in oil form & vaped, but can be eaten in candy form, used topically (lotion), in beverages (water soluble) or taken in drops under the tongue. It's legal in most stated but that's besides the point.
"Yo you wanna hit my cbd pen bro?" Bro get that diet dab out my face, it has no thc.
by Bratbih June 20, 2019
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Cannabidiol-a naturally occurring cannabinoid constituent of cannabis.
"Ay dawg you got any CBD oil?"
by my main goal is to blow up November 11, 2018
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Cock &
Ball
Destruction

The very literal act of destroying one or another’s cock and balls. Often mistaken for Cannabidiol, which is related to marijuana. Cock and ball destruction is intensely pleasurable and has great health benefits as well, often more than what it gets mistaken for. Give it a try!
Guy 1: Hey man, I’m gunna do some CBD
Guy 2: Oh sweet man, who is your dealer?
Guy 1: What? Dude I’m going to destroy my cock and balls with a hammer
Guy 2: oh, my mistake. I can see how I would get that mistaken.
by SchizoidSlip September 17, 2019
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Critical Bollock Depth. When a guy is lowering himself slowly into a cold body of water, such as an outdoor swimming pool, this is the point at which his nuts become fully immersed and he lets out a shriek.
Person going into water: "FUUUUUUUCKK, I've just reached CBD".
by pacer June 18, 2014
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"Come Back Dick" Man who is so good in bed that women can't resist coming back to get some more, regardless of how awful the man is.
He's unemployed, rude, lazy, and disgusting... but he has CBD, and that is why chicks blow up his digits.
by drbillyg April 7, 2011
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CBD is a popular acronym used by the Illuminati that describes how effectively the harvest (everyone else) is absorbing the latest “cure” it has designed. It stands for Credulous Bovine Drank.
They are really slurping up the latest Taylor Swift album. Yeah, we are selling CBD Kool-aid for $20 dollars a pop at all her shows. Buffet is doing a keynote at Davos this year about it.
by Francisis June 22, 2019
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