This is a person who helps on the farm and is subject to the direction and complaints rendered by the farmoaner. Of course, the farmassist may eventually need help from the pharmacist who can dispense antidepressants.
The farmassist was sent about the farm to take care of innumberable tasks while the farmoaner complained from the shaded porch with iced tea in hand.
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noun: farmabist; plural noun: farmabists
a farmer who is professionally qualified to cultivate and sell industrial hemp.
noun: farmabist; plural noun: farmabists
a farmer who is professionally qualified to cultivate and sell industrial hemp.
CBD is booming. But US farmabists struggle to keep up with demand for industrial hemp!
Most farmabists are growing the plant like a tomato, a process that's expensive and intensive!
Store manager: we need more industrial hemp.
Staff: Can you not contact your local farmabist?
Store manager: those damm farmabists don't have enough available anymore.
Most farmabists are growing the plant like a tomato, a process that's expensive and intensive!
Store manager: we need more industrial hemp.
Staff: Can you not contact your local farmabist?
Store manager: those damm farmabists don't have enough available anymore.
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Oh my gosh Becky! It's a Fatassistani! Some one should tell her... polka dots are not in this season for whale hunting.
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Hash-tag Emerald Oz, She’s not a “BudTender” , She’s a FARM ASSIST!! Totally 💯 on recommending Buddha, Aye!
Hash-tag Emerald Oz, She’s not a “BudTender” , She’s a FARM ASSIST!! Totally 💯 on recommending Buddha, Aye!
Hey Dude, Dis Kid at da Dizpensorry, sick Buddha Yo! Talk bout dat sticky Ickiest!!
She’s a Strate 🆙 “FARM-Assist!”
On the 💯! Knot 🪢 no bud-tender..
She’s a Strate 🆙 “FARM-Assist!”
On the 💯! Knot 🪢 no bud-tender..
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