farmassist 

This is a person who helps on the farm and is subject to the direction and complaints rendered by the farmoaner. Of course, the farmassist may eventually need help from the pharmacist who can dispense antidepressants.

The farmassist was sent about the farm to take care of innumberable tasks while the farmoaner complained from the shaded porch with iced tea in hand.

farmassist by Gregory V. Richardson July 25, 2004

Farmabist 

Farmabist

noun: farmabist; plural noun: farmabists
a farmer who is professionally qualified to cultivate and sell industrial hemp.

CBD is booming. But US farmabists struggle to keep up with demand for industrial hemp!

Most farmabists are growing the plant like a tomato, a process that's expensive and intensive!

Store manager: we need more industrial hemp.

Staff: Can you not contact your local farmabist?

Store manager: those damm farmabists don't have enough available anymore.

Farmabist by CannabisKings March 26, 2019

Farmasist

Street slang for drug dealer. Not to be confused with Pharmacist.

Yo, I picked up some chronic from my Farmasist, Duane Reed aka trucky, it's the bomb.

Farmasist by Brigadere General Franklin P. Pussycock III July 8, 2004

Farmacist 

A person who has a formal education in farming.

I am not a farmer... I am a Farmacist!

Farmacist by alfromelkhorn July 25, 2021

Fatassistani 

The person who is WAY overweight. You might use this instead of fatty. It's a take on being Pakistani or Afghanistani.

Oh my gosh Becky! It's a Fatassistani! Some one should tell her... polka dots are not in this season for whale hunting.

Fatassistani by NiaPet December 5, 2007

farmacist 

Extremely emotional child with clear signs of mommy issues .falls in love with women the same age and appearance of his grandma. Will also buy you things if you online date him .....

The farmacist got caught. Sexting his Grandma

farmacist by Mrs V Abby January 8, 2018

Farm-Assist

Hey Bro, this Kid at the Dispensary ....
Hash-tag Emerald Oz, She’s not a “BudTender” , She’s a FARM ASSIST!! Totally 💯 on recommending Buddha, Aye!

Hey Dude, Dis Kid at da Dizpensorry, sick Buddha Yo! Talk bout dat sticky Ickiest!!
She’s a Strate 🆙 “FARM-Assist!”
On the 💯! Knot 🪢 no bud-tender..

Farm-Assist by CPO BOATS January 12, 2021