Stampy's definitions

biad

n. A party hosted by two different groups (namely Fraternities) in one venue. A party with three hosts would be a TRIad, etc.

Probe: "Did you hear about Tekes' biad with Betas last night?
Eric: "Yeah, I heard it was the biggest Sausage Fest since the time Pirate House held a kegger."

by Stampy January 10, 2006

Backcountry Medicine

Noun. - A mix of aloe and lube that provides a smooth and soothing anal experience.

After a hard day's trek, the hikers built camp and settled down for some good old fashioned backcountry medicine.

by Stampy October 27, 2011

lasagna platter

The vagina

Slang similar to trim

Oh snap, son, I'd eat her lasagna platter

by Stampy May 19, 2004

wi-five

It's a high five that doesn't involve actually contact, normally over a long distance where a real high-five isn't possible.

Mix of "wireless" and "high-five", hence "wi-five", (wireless high-five)

Iain (yelling across the room): Dude, that mess was teh pwnz. Wi-five, brosef
Eric (in response): You need to chill with that nano shit, son

by Stampy October 27, 2004

diabolical carousel

1. v. The act of putting Crisco on a stripper pole so that when the stripper attemps to spin or swing on it she flies off and breaks her arm, thereby allowing you ejaculate on her flailing, injured, helpless body.

2. n. The experience of said act.

E-Rock: "Did you hear about Iain and that 33 year old mother of two?"
Ja-Rizzle: "Shits yeah, son. I heard he's pretty traumatized."
E-Rock: "You know what would cheer him up? Going down to the club for a ride on the diabolical carousel!"

by Stampy October 26, 2005

yoinkshire farms

An exclamation made whilst pickpocketting an unsuspecting victim.

Combination of the exclamation yoink, and the quality brandname Yorkshire Farms

Iain (realizing he has been stolen from): HEY, E-rock just ganked my collectable Chewbacca action figure with working bowcaster, glaben.

Eric (running away): Yoinkshire Farms!

by Stampy October 28, 2004

nano

An exclamation used in response to an absurdly nerdy comment or action.

Taken from the latin "nanostus" to the middle-english "nanost".

Iain: "HEY Eric, i'm gonna wardrive to the LAN, it's gonna be stuponfucious"

Eric: NANO nano, beep beep, dual-monitors!

by Stampy October 16, 2004