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1. v. The act of putting Crisco on a stripper pole so that when the stripper attemps to spin or swing on it she flies off and breaks her arm, thereby allowing you ejaculate on her flailing, injured, helpless body.
2. n. The experience of said act.
2. n. The experience of said act.
E-Rock: "Did you hear about Iain and that 33 year old mother of two?"
Ja-Rizzle: "Shits yeah, son. I heard he's pretty traumatized."
E-Rock: "You know what would cheer him up? Going down to the club for a ride on the diabolical carousel!"
Ja-Rizzle: "Shits yeah, son. I heard he's pretty traumatized."
E-Rock: "You know what would cheer him up? Going down to the club for a ride on the diabolical carousel!"
by Stampy October 26, 2005
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by Stampy October 27, 2011
Get the Backcountry Medicine mug.n. A party hosted by two different groups (namely Fraternities) in one venue. A party with three hosts would be a TRIad, etc.
Probe: "Did you hear about Tekes' biad with Betas last night?
Eric: "Yeah, I heard it was the biggest Sausage Fest since the time Pirate House held a kegger."
Eric: "Yeah, I heard it was the biggest Sausage Fest since the time Pirate House held a kegger."
by Stampy January 10, 2006
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Get the lasagna platter mug.An exclamation made whilst pickpocketting an unsuspecting victim.
Combination of the exclamation yoink, and the quality brandname Yorkshire Farms
Combination of the exclamation yoink, and the quality brandname Yorkshire Farms
Iain (realizing he has been stolen from): HEY, E-rock just ganked my collectable Chewbacca action figure with working bowcaster, glaben.
Eric (running away): Yoinkshire Farms!
Eric (running away): Yoinkshire Farms!
by Stampy October 28, 2004
Get the yoinkshire farms mug.n. The currency used in the University of Washington Greek System. One quanta of street cred is a "tablet".
Probe: "Why is Joel out in the alley with no shoes on kicking Psi-U's dumpster?"
E-Rock: "Dude, it's all good. He's gonna plan a biad with them, and earn us like 9 more street cred tablets."
E-Rock: "Dude, it's all good. He's gonna plan a biad with them, and earn us like 9 more street cred tablets."
by Stampy November 9, 2005
Get the street cred mug.A perverse sexual act wherein the man inserts his fingers (or hand if possible) into the womans vagina, and proceeds to move it around in a way to make flatulent noises similar to those created when cuffing one's armpit.
Man, Kevin played the flugelhorn on that slut so loud last night that I could hear it from the room next door.
by Stampy May 21, 2004
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