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street cred

n. The currency used in the University of Washington Greek System. One quanta of street cred is a "tablet".
Probe: "Why is Joel out in the alley with no shoes on kicking Psi-U's dumpster?"
E-Rock: "Dude, it's all good. He's gonna plan a biad with them, and earn us like 9 more street cred tablets."
by Stampy November 9, 2005
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nano

An exclamation used in response to an absurdly nerdy comment or action.

Taken from the latin "nanostus" to the middle-english "nanost".
Iain: "HEY Eric, i'm gonna wardrive to the LAN, it's gonna be stuponfucious"

Eric: NANO nano, beep beep, dual-monitors!
by Stampy October 16, 2004
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diabolical carousel

1. v. The act of putting Crisco on a stripper pole so that when the stripper attemps to spin or swing on it she flies off and breaks her arm, thereby allowing you ejaculate on her flailing, injured, helpless body.

2. n. The experience of said act.
E-Rock: "Did you hear about Iain and that 33 year old mother of two?"
Ja-Rizzle: "Shits yeah, son. I heard he's pretty traumatized."
E-Rock: "You know what would cheer him up? Going down to the club for a ride on the diabolical carousel!"
by Stampy October 26, 2005
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lasagna platter

The vagina

Slang similar to trim
Oh snap, son, I'd eat her lasagna platter
by Stampy May 19, 2004
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Backcountry Medicine

Noun. - A mix of aloe and lube that provides a smooth and soothing anal experience.
After a hard day's trek, the hikers built camp and settled down for some good old fashioned backcountry medicine.
by Stampy October 27, 2011
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borgasm

v, 1. To assimilate some very enjoyable sensory data.

n, 2. The experience of borgasming.


A combination of the word orgasm, and the Star Trek species "The Borg".
Iain: Hey Eric, did you see tonights episode of Enterprise? It was stuponfucious. T'pol is so hot, you'd better believe I'd play HER flugelhorn.

Eric: NANO nano... beep beep... keyboard... dual monitors... beep
by Stampy April 15, 2005
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yoinkshire farms

An exclamation made whilst pickpocketting an unsuspecting victim.

Combination of the exclamation yoink, and the quality brandname Yorkshire Farms
Iain (realizing he has been stolen from): HEY, E-rock just ganked my collectable Chewbacca action figure with working bowcaster, glaben.

Eric (running away): Yoinkshire Farms!
by Stampy October 28, 2004
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