Farmasist

Street slang for drug dealer. Not to be confused with Pharmacist.

Yo, I picked up some chronic from my Farmasist, Duane Reed aka trucky, it's the bomb.

Farmasist by Brigadere General Franklin P. Pussycock III July 8, 2004

Farmabist 

Farmabist

noun: farmabist; plural noun: farmabists
a farmer who is professionally qualified to cultivate and sell industrial hemp.

CBD is booming. But US farmabists struggle to keep up with demand for industrial hemp!

Most farmabists are growing the plant like a tomato, a process that's expensive and intensive!

Store manager: we need more industrial hemp.

Staff: Can you not contact your local farmabist?

Store manager: those damm farmabists don't have enough available anymore.

Farmabist by CannabisKings March 26, 2019

Fartsistance 

To help a fart come out by leaning to one side; raising one butt cheek or pressing on your belly.

My farts always come out easier after some fartsistance.

Fartsistance by nutty_poo October 16, 2008

fantasist 

A person who fails to grasp the difference between reality and what they imagine to be true in their own mind.

Like Spurs fans that never actually go to games but think their opinion about football is relevant.

Lee supports Spurs and thinks they are better than Leicester. Lee is a fantasist.

fantasist by Wilkohatesfootball June 24, 2016

fartalistic! 

when you make fart sound from your mouth and it sounds realistic!!!

you make a fart sound out of your mouth......... your mom says "was that real??? you say... no mom, that was just fartalistic!!!

fartalistic! by poopie in yo pantelone's March 27, 2010

Farmist 

A person who farms and has a deep profound hatred for those who do not farm. They are also hated by Non-Farmists.

"If you don't farm, then fuck you!"
-Farmist

"Fuckin' Farmists!"
-Non-Farmist 1

"Burn the Farmists!"
-Non-Farmist 2

Farmist by obobobaba February 28, 2017

Peado fantasist 

A term to describe someone who fantasises pedophilia without any credible evidence to support their fantasies. It's almost like they want pedophilia to have happened; even when all evidence suggest otherwise.

Stop being such a peado fantasist. It's disgusting.

Peado fantasist by commonsense_ February 26, 2022