Farent
The life of a farent is hard: friday night at home babysitting somebody else's kid.
But then again, the mothers a hot milf so bring it.
But then again, the mothers a hot milf so bring it.
Farent by Jan the Farent October 19, 2012
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Fatential
The predisposition to become fat, often attributed to a young slim attractive female with the unfortunate curse of fatential. Portmanteau word derived from Fat and Potential.
A clear symptom is chubby wrists.
A clear symptom is chubby wrists.
Fatential by mangakanga June 18, 2009
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FABENTPRENER
FABENTPRENER:- There are MANY different FABS around, and, there are MANY different geniuses who flourish as a kind of FABARM. HOWMSOEVER, a FABENTPRENER is a flourishing FABARM who specialises in using his FABSKILLS to enhance the "free market" with fresh methods from his "MOVINGMIND".
We're having trouble with this new "FLYINGTANK" - see if you can get a FABENTPRENER on the phone - he, she, it'll come up with a something or seven!
FABENTPRENER by FABARM January 15, 2019
Fapentine's Day
Valentine's Day for the people who don't have anyone to spend it with, and instead stay in their homes, Fapping
Bob: Hey, man, so who are you spending this Valentine's night with?
Frank: I'm gonna celebrate Fapentine's Day by myself.
Frank: I'm gonna celebrate Fapentine's Day by myself.
Fapentine's Day by medicalmechanica October 5, 2011
Nopal en la frente
A term from Mexico used to describe a self-hating Mexican mestizo or full blooded native American who has extremely obvious native American facial traits, yet denies this and pretends to be a white guy from Spain by telling you a story about his nonexistent great grandmother with blonde hair and blue eyes. In Mexico, these self-hating mestizos desperately deny their obvious native American DNA even though their ancestors were Aztec, Mayan, Purepecha, Tlaxcatec and other native American groups. Instead, they ignore that and pretend that they are 100% white from Spain. They usually call others prieto despite being dark skinned themselves. When they move to the US they only hang out with white people and always talk about how much they hate Mexico in order to get approval from their white friends who think he's a weird Uncle Tom anyways.
Guy#1: Hey why does that prieto deny his Mexican native ancestry and pretends to be a white Spaniard?
Guy#2: Idk bro, he has el nopal en la frente, pretty obvious he's from Mexico and not Spain; he looks like Montezuma.
Guy#2: Idk bro, he has el nopal en la frente, pretty obvious he's from Mexico and not Spain; he looks like Montezuma.
Nopal en la frente by Nezahualcoyotl December 22, 2018
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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