mangakanga's definitions

Bushwhack

To hinder someone's progress by recounting a very long tale, of which the listener is very often disinterested. esp when returning from holiday.

The boss bushwhacked me about his holiday yesterday, i couldn't get away!

by mangakanga June 18, 2009

Armageddon

Retailing term meaning stock which is kept in a less used area of the warehouse, due to it's high volume in order to retain space in the working area of the warehouse. Phrase coined to suggest this stock may come in handy if the end of the wold was nigh.

There's 11 cases of lentils here, perhaps we should put it in armageddon.

by mangakanga June 18, 2009

Fatential

The predisposition to become fat, often attributed to a young slim attractive female with the unfortunate curse of fatential. Portmanteau word derived from Fat and Potential.
A clear symptom is chubby wrists.

She's pretty nice but I reckon she's got fatential.

by mangakanga June 18, 2009

Feedebility

Fatential. The predisposition to become fat by overconsumption. Derived from Feed and Debility.

She better watch her diet, as she has probable feedebility.

by mangakanga June 18, 2009

Panjam

The act of jamming the toilet with shit and toilet roll, rendering it unusable by others without the use of the poostick to unblock it.

no way! somebody's done a panjam and i'm desperate!

by mangakanga June 18, 2009

Zombie

Employee with little or no enthusiasm or drive. Thus spending most of their time with hands in pockets and walking unbelievably slowly. A Lazy.

Haven't you finished that yet? You're such a Zombie.

by mangakanga June 18, 2009

Brava Tango

Code used to communicate presence of an attractive female with Big Tits

-"Brava Tango. Over"
-"Received. Over and Out."

by mangakanga June 18, 2009