Definitions by mangakanga

Cat Frig 

Human-feline sexual act which involves inserting ones index finger into the vagina of a cat.

oh my god did u just frig my cat? You Cat Frigger

Cat Frig by mangakanga June 22, 2009

Bushwhack 

To hinder someone's progress by recounting a very long tale, of which the listener is very often disinterested. esp when returning from holiday.

The boss bushwhacked me about his holiday yesterday, i couldn't get away!

Bushwhack by mangakanga June 18, 2009

Armageddon

Retailing term meaning stock which is kept in a less used area of the warehouse, due to it's high volume in order to retain space in the working area of the warehouse. Phrase coined to suggest this stock may come in handy if the end of the wold was nigh.

There's 11 cases of lentils here, perhaps we should put it in armageddon.

Armageddon by mangakanga June 18, 2009

Fatential 

The predisposition to become fat, often attributed to a young slim attractive female with the unfortunate curse of fatential. Portmanteau word derived from Fat and Potential.
A clear symptom is chubby wrists.

She's pretty nice but I reckon she's got fatential.

Fatential by mangakanga June 18, 2009

Feedebility

Fatential. The predisposition to become fat by overconsumption. Derived from Feed and Debility.

She better watch her diet, as she has probable feedebility.

Feedebility by mangakanga June 18, 2009

Panjam

The act of jamming the toilet with shit and toilet roll, rendering it unusable by others without the use of the poostick to unblock it.

no way! somebody's done a panjam and i'm desperate!

Panjam by mangakanga June 18, 2009

Zombie 

Employee with little or no enthusiasm or drive. Thus spending most of their time with hands in pockets and walking unbelievably slowly. A Lazy.

Haven't you finished that yet? You're such a Zombie.

Zombie by mangakanga June 18, 2009