Fatential

The predisposition to become fat, often attributed to a young slim attractive female with the unfortunate curse of fatential. Portmanteau word derived from Fat and Potential.
A clear symptom is chubby wrists.

She's pretty nice but I reckon she's got fatential.

by mangakanga June 18, 2009

farental

when your friends start getting Parental on you.

Man, James was getting all farental on me the other day telling me to clean my room.

by Kent P. June 10, 2008

Fattential

A girl with the potential to become fat. She might not necessarily become fat, but this may only be avoided by exercising a dedicated effort to avoid as such.

I was going to take her out, but she has major fattential and I don't want to end up with a fat chick.
unattractive

by angstd April 17, 2009

Fitential

When a person has the potential to become more attractive than they are currently.

Person 1: Have you seen the new guy?

Person 2: Yeah, he's got major fitential.

by Jordycake August 1, 2014

funtential

The potential for fun. A measure (qualitative or quantitative) of the expected fun for a given activity.

the funtential of a keg and kiddie pool is much higher than the funtential of some O'Douls and a spa pass.

by Jeff, Scott, and Chris (via Kyle) January 23, 2006

fauxtential

Something that appears as though it would have potential but doesnt.

That movie looked like it had the potential to be awesome, but it sucked and therefore its trailer displayed fauxtential.

by Solomath August 19, 2007

Falentil

The act of fellatio performed typically at the very end of an evening, or inordinately heavy sesh and specifically by an Indian girl

Never did get to smash with the bangin’ hottie but at least scored a falentil in the hallway

by The Klassy Wino January 28, 2018