Farent

Fake parent

The life of a farent is hard: friday night at home babysitting somebody else's kid.
But then again, the mothers a hot milf so bring it.

by Jan the Farent October 19, 2012

farent

male parent ; father and parent put together

i was just talking to my farent in the car.

by softballer3 December 21, 2010

Fatential

The predisposition to become fat, often attributed to a young slim attractive female with the unfortunate curse of fatential. Portmanteau word derived from Fat and Potential.
A clear symptom is chubby wrists.

She's pretty nice but I reckon she's got fatential.

by mangakanga June 18, 2009

farental

when your friends start getting Parental on you.

Man, James was getting all farental on me the other day telling me to clean my room.

by Kent P. June 10, 2008

FABENTPRENER

FABENTPRENER:- There are MANY different FABS around, and, there are MANY different geniuses who flourish as a kind of FABARM. HOWMSOEVER, a FABENTPRENER is a flourishing FABARM who specialises in using his FABSKILLS to enhance the "free market" with fresh methods from his "MOVINGMIND".

We're having trouble with this new "FLYINGTANK" - see if you can get a FABENTPRENER on the phone - he, she, it'll come up with a something or seven!

by FABARM January 15, 2019

Fapentine's Day

Valentine's Day for the people who don't have anyone to spend it with, and instead stay in their homes, Fapping

Bob: Hey, man, so who are you spending this Valentine's night with?
Frank: I'm gonna celebrate Fapentine's Day by myself.

by medicalmechanica October 5, 2011

Nopal en la frente

A term from Mexico used to describe a self-hating Mexican mestizo or full blooded native American who has extremely obvious native American facial traits, yet denies this and pretends to be a white guy from Spain by telling you a story about his nonexistent great grandmother with blonde hair and blue eyes. In Mexico, these self-hating mestizos desperately deny their obvious native American DNA even though their ancestors were Aztec, Mayan, Purepecha, Tlaxcatec and other native American groups. Instead, they ignore that and pretend that they are 100% white from Spain. They usually call others prieto despite being dark skinned themselves. When they move to the US they only hang out with white people and always talk about how much they hate Mexico in order to get approval from their white friends who think he's a weird Uncle Tom anyways.

Guy#1: Hey why does that prieto deny his Mexican native ancestry and pretends to be a white Spaniard?
Guy#2: Idk bro, he has el nopal en la frente, pretty obvious he's from Mexico and not Spain; he looks like Montezuma.

by Nezahualcoyotl December 22, 2018