Farcet 

(noun)
From “farce” + “market”

Definition:
A financial ecosystem so absurd it stopped being an economy and started being a vibe.
Prices? Fake. Valuations? Fiction. Confidence? Manufactured in bulk by influencers and hedge funds working the same group chat.

A Farcet runs on hopium, PowerPoint decks, and caffeine-fueled denial. The line only goes up—until it rug-pulls reality.

"The stock dropped 80% after earnings but CNBC called it bullish—classic Farcet move.”

“We live in a Farcet. Taxes are real, the profits are imaginary.”

Farcet by Codex Δ October 4, 2025

Shreds faucets 

"Shreds faucets" is a slang term used typically in certain gaming communities, usually on PC, due to difficulties chatting on consoles. It also sees frequent use as an alternative to other derogatory terms and word which would be considered offensive. It is believed this term first started catching wind in the Minecraft online game community, due to it's younger audience.

"Yikes! that really shreds faucets, dude."

"Man, I just died? That really shreds faucets!"
"Man, 2020 really shredded faucets."

Shreds faucets by LluciferLlama December 28, 2020

faucet failure

Used by Ski mask the slump god in his song faucet failure, to show how hard someone's drip is from having waves.

The doctor said I have an extreme condition. What is it. Faucet failure. What does that mean. My drip is too hard boi

faucet failure by ThefireGriffin March 11, 2019

facetank 

Basically ‘Face-tanking’ means standing directly in front of an enemy and take all of his attacks with little effort to dodge relying only on active healing or passive defenses to save you while drawing the aggro of said target away from the squishier party members.

Player 1 "Since you're a guardian, u should be facetanking all the hits while the other party members whale on him from behind."
Player 2 "Okay."

facetank by Insert coin to continue October 11, 2013

Hit the Faucet 

When you are in a state that is characterized by alcohol intoxication, "hitting the faucet" means to go to the nearest bathroom, turn the faucet on high, put one's mouth directly underneath, and drink until one can't drink anymore. This action is performed in an effort to curb the side effects of a hangover. One engages in this act instead of drinking out of a cup because, simply, there is no cup big enough for the amount of water one needs to drink when they're this drunk.

Tyler: Dude, I just drank beer number 12 and I have a lab at 8 a.m. tomorrow.

Robert: Just hit the faucet, you'll be good.

Hit the Faucet by The faucet hitter May 29, 2010

Faceterbate 

verb. The act of using facebook to chronically masterbate to the pictures of the hot people of your grade. One common step is to visually undress the target.

Sean: So, Billy did u faceterbate to Meghan lately?
Billy: Yeah, like a thousand times while watching the cubs game, and i gots mad chaff burns and a sticky belly buton.

Faceterbate by Billy <3s meghan June 22, 2008

Facetag 

A Facetag is a Hashtag used on Facebook, but it does not do anything because Facebook is not Twitter.

"Facebook post: If 2 people (male and female) create 2 children. They have effectively replaced themselves (birthrate is "2.1") #BadatMATH"

"Comment on post: Hey baby.. Hashtags on Facebook don't do anything!"

"Response: Hashtags are used on Twitter by twits. That was a Facetag"

Facetag by cheddarbob2u March 27, 2013