facetan

When a man provides oral pleasure to a woman who uses a fake tanning product on her legs. The tan is transferred from the woman's legs to the man's face.

Herman received a facetan after going down on Amy.

by gballer February 18, 2008

Facetan

When a man provides oral pleasure to a woman who uses a fake tanning product on her legs. The tan is transferred from the woman's legs to the man's face.

Bill received a facetan after going down on Allison

by gballer January 12, 2009

facetank

Basically ‘Face-tanking’ means standing directly in front of an enemy and take all of his attacks with little effort to dodge relying only on active healing or passive defenses to save you while drawing the aggro of said target away from the squishier party members.

Player 1 "Since you're a guardian, u should be facetanking all the hits while the other party members whale on him from behind."
Player 2 "Okay."

by Insert coin to continue October 11, 2013

Facetag

A Facetag is a Hashtag used on Facebook, but it does not do anything because Facebook is not Twitter.

"Facebook post: If 2 people (male and female) create 2 children. They have effectively replaced themselves (birthrate is "2.1") #BadatMATH"

"Comment on post: Hey baby.. Hashtags on Facebook don't do anything!"

"Response: Hashtags are used on Twitter by twits. That was a Facetag"

by cheddarbob2u March 27, 2013

facetard

anyone foolish enough to intentionally repeatedly use facebook

Using social networking sites, aka datamining, is patently foolish but only facetards use facebook

by unrecalcitrant November 12, 2010

Facewanking

Facewanking is the act of deliberately searching through an attractive female's Facebook photos to use as a masturbatory aid.

1. Tom: I hope that bitch does accept me on Facebook, I'll be Facewanking all night Stephen: Good plan.

2. That sexy lady who added me the other day has a new album on Facebook called, "Spain". I know what I'll be doing later.

by BallBagBaggins February 6, 2010

Faceman

noun - the front man or con man of a group operation; usually the smoothest talker and the best looking; derived from the 80's tv show, the a-team; also: face

Go get us some free food, Faceman!
Let Faceman talk to those ladies, he'll hook us all up.

by DaveC October 10, 2005