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anyone foolish enough to intentionally repeatedly use facebook
Using social networking sites, aka datamining, is patently foolish but only facetards use facebook
by unrecalcitrant November 10, 2010
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Jan 15 Word of the Day
The Nussy, or the “nose pussy”, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.

A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.
“Oh fuck yeah, swab my nussy”

Sir, please, I went to medical school

“uwu”
by Pogoextreme December 25, 2020
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Rob is so happy to have completed his 500th quiz this month! He has also just added has 2000th "friend" who is actually a friend of his friend's cousin's niece. Way to go, Facetard!
by zognatoid May 28, 2009
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someone with a retarded looking face. hence, facetard. can also be used as a verb, as in making someones face completely retarded
dude, tom's such a facetard

I like to facetard random people in photoshop.

by TheRman0 August 11, 2008
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A name used in place of "Facebook" when the website exhibits one of its many glitches.
Rob is so happy to be receiving notifications about things he can't view on the pages of people who aren't his friends. Way to go, Facetard!
by TranceXplant March 05, 2009
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