Faceterbate

verb. The act of using facebook to chronically masterbate to the pictures of the hot people of your grade. One common step is to visually undress the target.
Sean: So, Billy did u faceterbate to Meghan lately?
Billy: Yeah, like a thousand times while watching the cubs game, and i gots mad chaff burns and a sticky belly buton.
by Billy <3s meghan July 11, 2008
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faceterbating

Materbating while stalking someone of facebook.
Did you see Jenna's new album man? I was faceterbating to the bikini pictures and I came like three times.
by Fancy-Panties February 18, 2009
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